flowerging
Stony Brook, United States
Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Good one
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Anonymous
Lowell, United States
Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML
damn
Sydney, Australia
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
cyprianista
Houston, United States
Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Suit yourself
Today, I offered my boyfriend medicine which is quite likely to help with his pollen allergy and other health problems, free of charge, and without side effects. I also pointed out an easy fix to keep the pollen out of his apartment. He said, “No thanks” to both, and just kept on complaining. FML
Azure_Mist
United States
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Oh hells no
Los Altos, United States
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get out
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
notmyfam
Chester Hill, Australia
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
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StephWALKER 17
Why on earth would you do that? You can't be that desperate honey, go get yourself a guy who treats you well.
xiaodoggiie 5
Why in the world do you have to pay him to do that!
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Comments (126)
fmaae82 12
That's just sad. You deserve better.
Helped 35
What a douchecanoe. You deserve better.
PerditaDessa 38
If the part of your relationship you see most fitting to complain about is the fact that he won't buy you flowers you should feel very lucky. It could easily be a hell of a lot worse.
perdix 31
You DON'T deserve better. With your crass, desperate move, you've ruined the whole flower-giving ritual for your boyfriend. We like seeing the look on your faces when we hand you a bouquet of pretty plants that are in a death spiral. Either remain in your hellish relationship or go it alone and try to build up some confidence and self-respect to be attractive to the next guy.
happylawyer 16
From where I am, giving money to a man to buy you anything is offensive to the man. Op just "told" him he doesn't know how to do something (please her) and that he cannot provide. Maybe, this could be a nice guy who will no be trying to buy your love or forgiveness with gifts.
slushyslime 7
Desperate much
abirdgotshot 13
Are you a bee, why do you want flowers so badly? Seek his love, not deflowers.
Ghosto 16
Hopefully he's waiting for the day you least expect it? As a cute surprise? :/
stitesy29 18
Dump te **** out of him
NurseJonathan 9
Not sure if taking a dump on him will get him to **** her... Although, people have the strangest fetishes.
spazz666 18
#4, it's a good thing you're a guy huh? Otherwise you'd look like an ass for making such a presumptuous statement.