Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Welshite 40
The only option now is to follow up with a Valentine's Day poem. Roses are red Violets are blue Cheaters are scum I hate you.
rhiannahoward14 19
Any chance you can change the shipping address?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (68)
wallmaria 15
RUDE i'm so sorry omg
doctorhook86 25
#1: I want you to take some time to think about what a vapid comment you made here.
mellajella 14
Same can be said to your comment 55. And this one. I would take some time to understand irony if I were you.
Welshite 40
The only option now is to follow up with a Valentine's Day poem. Roses are red Violets are blue Cheaters are scum I hate you.
MrSassypants 34
I do not like cheaters in a house. I do not like cheaters with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like cheaters anywhere.
acommonman 23
We were in love, I thought Where did it go wrong? Perhaps, when you sought Another girl's thong? I wasted my money to show you my passion but now, my ex-honey I will show no compassion.
mimi_tenten 19
shitty bells, shitty bells cheaters everywhere better watch out c'mon run he'll go f*ckin' someone else
marryspencerreid 22
Roses are red Violets are blue Honey is sweet And so are you But the roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowls empty And so is your head
rallison22 22
Well at least you can still buy the chocolate on sale after Valentines Day
rhiannahoward14 19
Any chance you can change the shipping address?
gracehi 33
That's what I was thinking. Send them to your mom instead.
MDoremis 38
Or right back to the OP. I feel like this deserves flowers.
Nymeria_fml 25
Let him get them. Maybe the other person will be there when he gets them, and that's how he/she'll figure out that guy is scum.
MykeGregory 9
haha. Good point, make him feel like shit!
asilhouette 11
as much as I would love OP's ex to feel like shit, it doesn't sound like the ex would feel bad :(
Enslaved 38
If he gets the delivery in front of the new person , all he'll have to do is hide the card and say it was meant for her. I have the feeling that's who will end up with OP's flowers.
interesting33 37
True - or say OP is a stalker or something.
Andriaia 13
There are the ***** who know the guy is in a relationship, long distance or not, and help them cheat anyway. Some specifically go after guys in relationships for the sense of being "better"
makkarari 18
Hopefully he pricks his finger with a thorn and gets a nasty infection!
annarcheer 19
I like the way you think.
makkarari 18
Haha! Thanks:)
tdawg91 17
Or pricks the new girl with his own thorn and gets a nasty infection
gracehi 33
Love is a rose but you better not pick it It only grows when it's on the vine Hand full of thorns and you know you've missed it Lose your love when you say the word "mine"
trellz17 19
See if you can have it re-routed to your parents or something.
kay131 12
Better to lose some money than to hold on to a cheater.
swaglesshipster 23
Wow well you're definitely better off without him :)