flowerging
Stony Brook, United States
Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Good one
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Anonymous
Lowell, United States
Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML
damn
Sydney, Australia
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
cyprianista
Houston, United States
Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Suit yourself
Today, I offered my boyfriend medicine which is quite likely to help with his pollen allergy and other health problems, free of charge, and without side effects. I also pointed out an easy fix to keep the pollen out of his apartment. He said, “No thanks” to both, and just kept on complaining. FML
Azure_Mist
United States
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Oh hells no
Los Altos, United States
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get out
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
notmyfam
Chester Hill, Australia
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
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StephWALKER 17
Why on earth would you do that? You can't be that desperate honey, go get yourself a guy who treats you well.
xiaodoggiie 5
Why in the world do you have to pay him to do that!
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Comments (126)
InvisibleMonster_fml 16
Dump his sorry ass
NurseJonathan 9
Strong the cum is with this one. Shall this one need grammar book? There is no try, there is do or **** up.
spekledworf 18
My last boyfriend only bought me flowers when he did something wrong. My current boyfriend suprises me with flowers... And my ex doesn't understand why I like this guy over him
alullaby 21
Have some self respect. If you want flowers, get them yourself.
angelitared 27
Time for a new you. Dumb his ass and don't take less then the best!
RavenLovesViolin 7
It is high time you stop being so desperate and find yourself a new boyfriend.
zilla52 12
you sure he is your boyfriend or is he a guy that just has sex with you
awkward_gothlady 32
If anything, your offering to pay him to do something he probably believes should be done when he feels like it would make him less inclined to buy you flowers.
vladimirnabokov 15
OP, you should leave him because he doesn't appeal to your desire of romantic behavior. Not because he wouldn't buy you flowers. While buying someone flowers is a romantic action, it is not romance itself. Real romance is being able to show your significant other that you value, love, and treasure them by saying "I love you" and something like making them breakfast in bed because they usually make your breakfast in the morning. Romance doesn't always have to be materialistic. Although it is nice to get flowers every once in a while - it should be when you least expect it. You'll find that you appreciate it a little bit more :)
SwtCherryPie 26
Best advice on here. Good job!
vladimirnabokov 15
Thanks! Lol
TVKill3r 15
You don't need flowers or romance to run a relationship. I'm still like that to my guy sometimes but it's rare. Most of the other time I'm super sarcastic and poke jokes about everything and he loves the shit out of me.