Today, I noticed that the eye drops I have been using three times a day for the past week expired when the Jonas Brothers were popular. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up with pink eye. My mom tried to help by putting drops in. It started burning like hell; she didn't understand why. It turns out she was putting ear drops in my eye. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML
Today, I went to the eye doctor. He tells me that I've developed a severe allergy to contact lenses and must stop wearing them immediately. It wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't just visited him a week earlier, paid for a new prescription and ordered a year's worth of brand new lenses. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that leaving eye drops in your car all day makes them scorching hot. FML
Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML
Today, I opened my new contact lenses for the first time in a month and accidentally dropped one, only to watch it disappear helplessly down the drain. Give a name to the situation. FML
Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML
Today, I woke up with pink eye. Trying to avoid going to the doctor, I searched through my cabinet for an old RX of antibiotic eyedrops. I found a tube of antibiotic ointment labeled “For optic use only.” Only after putting in my eye did I Google what it was: Dog eye ointment. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
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robsic66 14
The Jonas brothers were popular?
Tripartita 45
Neat, never-expiring eye drops! It's like Willy Wonka became an ophthalmologist!
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Comments (62)
matty8299 6
So they haven't experienced yet?
frrrrr 13
I don't understand why the excessive use of all those thumbs down *-*
speakfreely 21
Similar thing happened to be once my contacts were dry so my grandpa gave me some eye drops. Turns out they were prescription eye drops and the label stated not to use with contact lens
maryoo7 11
Wow you're one lucky champ. having eye drops that can never expire
RedPillSucks 33
how large a bottle of eye drops are they if you've had em so long
clkoko 14
A tiny bottle
ummwhat792 8
The year 3000?
Username322Xx 4
DID YOU JUST
LadyKayDee 23
Hahaha. Good one
clockworkgirl21 8
It's likely still okay.
Pandafriend 22
It's happened to me as well. I had no idea they expired, mostly because they keep working even after many years. But hey you can get new ones and keep them for another 7-8 years!
caarlosgomez_ 14
Are you blind yet?
kissiy6 15
I don't understand how you use them 3x a day and they aren't gone if they expired 5+ years ago?