Today, I noticed that the eye drops I have been using three times a day for the past week expired when the Jonas Brothers were popular. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up with pink eye. My mom tried to help by putting drops in. It started burning like hell; she didn't understand why. It turns out she was putting ear drops in my eye. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML
Today, I went to the eye doctor. He tells me that I've developed a severe allergy to contact lenses and must stop wearing them immediately. It wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't just visited him a week earlier, paid for a new prescription and ordered a year's worth of brand new lenses. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that leaving eye drops in your car all day makes them scorching hot. FML
Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML
Today, I opened my new contact lenses for the first time in a month and accidentally dropped one, only to watch it disappear helplessly down the drain. Give a name to the situation. FML
Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML
Today, I woke up with pink eye. Trying to avoid going to the doctor, I searched through my cabinet for an old RX of antibiotic eyedrops. I found a tube of antibiotic ointment labeled “For optic use only.” Only after putting in my eye did I Google what it was: Dog eye ointment. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
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Top comments
robsic66 14
The Jonas brothers were popular?
Tripartita 45
Neat, never-expiring eye drops! It's like Willy Wonka became an ophthalmologist!
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robsic66 14
The Jonas brothers were popular?
TH_Insomniak 15
dayum.
EnigmaticSoul 17
Only before they started playing music
clkoko 14
In 2008, which is when they expired.
smoothies14 32
2008 may have been when your eye drops expired, but it was a downhill for their popularity as their "acting" career began. That's not that long ago anyway. I've been forced to eat some of my grandma's Y2K food this year.
mr_t_07 10
Eye know how you feel :/
remometol 16
At least you tried
BirdieCurls 25
@28 did you mean, tr-eye-d? ;^^^)
mr_t_07 10
My sincerest apologies for that poor excuse of a pun, please punch me in the face
jerryj 27
It'll do if you just quietly show yourself out.
Tripartita 45
Neat, never-expiring eye drops! It's like Willy Wonka became an ophthalmologist!
THEDUDE1553566 24
Oh my G-D that's horrible I hope there is no damage to your eye
DeltaDragonxx 20
hmm I wonder what that - is hiding? it be a e.
R2Y2 22
It probably wouldn't damage his eye if he's been using it for a week now.
One_Way 43
6 is probably Jewish. They don't write out God because they don't want to deface or misuse His name.
THEDUDE1553566 24
#43 you are correct I am jewish
Steffi3 40
Some really old eye drops you've got. Didn't the layer of dust on it give you some clue to its age?
gobiteme2 34
Just now was able to see clearly.
BellaP13 24
O.o that's like 2008. How did you not notice that OP?!
MissDramaQueen 18
Wow!! You must be blind then!!
limegreenpoopie 31
Uh oh! Off to the doctors you go! (I hope)
revolvearoundme 15
I hope you get better soon, using imaginary medication isn't going to help though.