Today, I noticed that the eye drops I have been using three times a day for the past week expired when the Jonas Brothers were popular. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up with pink eye. My mom tried to help by putting drops in. It started burning like hell; she didn't understand why. It turns out she was putting ear drops in my eye. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML
Today, I went to the eye doctor. He tells me that I've developed a severe allergy to contact lenses and must stop wearing them immediately. It wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't just visited him a week earlier, paid for a new prescription and ordered a year's worth of brand new lenses. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that leaving eye drops in your car all day makes them scorching hot. FML
Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML
Today, I opened my new contact lenses for the first time in a month and accidentally dropped one, only to watch it disappear helplessly down the drain. Give a name to the situation. FML
Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML
Today, I woke up with pink eye. Trying to avoid going to the doctor, I searched through my cabinet for an old RX of antibiotic eyedrops. I found a tube of antibiotic ointment labeled “For optic use only.” Only after putting in my eye did I Google what it was: Dog eye ointment. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
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robsic66 14
The Jonas brothers were popular?
Tripartita 45
Neat, never-expiring eye drops! It's like Willy Wonka became an ophthalmologist!
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Comments (62)
karmaweasel 14
Don't feel bad- I hurt my back cleaning the house (moving furniture) and asked if my dad would go grab me some pain pills I had. He came back with some I didn't recognize, so I asked where he got them. He said they were in a prescription bottle in the cupboard. I knew that couldn't be right because I may keep non-prescription stuff there but I lock my prescription stuff up. So I went to see what was going on. He gave me pain pills that were prescribed to his MOTHER after she gave birth to HIM. In 1955!! So, yes- possibly expired. WTF dad.
flossingpancake 18
I've haven't heard of these never expiring eye drops
Mightytall 35
YDI for not checking the expiration date before you used them for the first time!
jacksraging 3
But did you die??
BandFeels 18
So, never?
BawlmerHon24 17
I don't think i own a bottle that hasn't expired!
clkoko 14
OP here. I'm home from thanksgiving and my eyes were dry. I went to look for eye drops, and used them. So I've only been using them the past 4 days. My mom cleans the cupboards where they're at out, but Im thinking she just missed them. I didn't think to check the date cause usually she's pretty good about expired medicine. No harm done, just a little mistake. Keep the jokes coming. I've been reading the comments.
lalaney 14
THAT'S your example of something happened a long time ago? How old are you??
clkoko 14
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Machiavelli342 19
Why are puns not accepted?? would your so called country like to be bombed until there'll be a hole through earth instead?
cookie_55 15
It never expired?