Anonymous
United States
Today, I was kicked out of class for having a coughing fit. Yesterday, I was kicked out of class for sleeping, a side effect of my cough suppressant. Three absents from this class and I automatically fail. FML
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perdix 31
Tomorrow, you'll get kicked out for drug possession. Three strikes and yooooooooouuuuu'rreee OUT!
Doopliss01 0
I agree, your life sucks
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Calikid330 0
1st !!!
Ali_Br_fml 33
not for long. Op, were you forcing the cough? if not, fyl. the professor sucks. Some students are deliberately obnoxious, so I had to ask... Well, don't get sick again or you fail.
The_Earth 0
prepared to be moderated.
The_Earth 0
no, the one that said 1st.
widder 0
*fingers butthole furiously*
anorexicbarbie 8
48 That's so disgusting but I can't believe I laughed at that. Also, OP don't sleep in class. YDI.
firecopy 6
it's ok when people say first. it shows the hardships (ex. staying up all night) or luck needed to be first. this is why I believe that it SHOULD NOT be moderated.
lolfylanydi 0
prepare to be moderated first hahahahahahaahahah
Calikid330 0
I actually just got lucky. I got on the fml app on my iPod and it had only one ydi so I commented saying first. then didn't know how to delete it
Raheem7 0
Lol I laughed at 48 so much it was too random
riseagainst8767x 0
48-thats nasty man
Mauskau 36
rofl at 48
MissErikaHart 0
ok good, I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought 48 was funny
benny2465 0
it's because you weren't in the kitchen
bigblue95 0
only three. wat kinda school do u go to
Pensu 12
No, I wasn't forcing the cough; I've got bronchitis, I just get coughing fits that last for a while and can't control them.
pooponyuou 0
it's not ops fault for having a cough
iHOOT4Hooters 0
Jeez, report that teacher! Your butt must hurt from your teacher kicking it so much. I recommend wearing metal underwear.
Guard_Babe 19
"And the smoke got me and I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time for dat."
Doopliss01 0
I agree, your life sucks
outcastcutie3 0
sorry dude. haha
Skullcrusher 5
Tough titty Sherlock. Haha.
iRichiq 3
sucks
TheTigerRoars 0
Don't cough with out my direct order. You're such a failure, OP. What a shame. -The Fluffs
SuperRichFish 6
OMG new picture, did you eat the laptop?
TheTigerRoars 0
I wanted you to see my beautiful smile. -The Fluffs
SuperRichFish 6
It is beautiful fluffy, shame it's so big it's creepy :|
TheTigerRoars 0
Why thank you! I love being creep-tastic! :D -The Fluffs
zp5 4
yeah the blood on your teeth really brings out that....great....smile of yours.
Siji 0
What happens when someone says 'Here kitty,kitty'?
zp5 4
wait no!
TheTigerRoars 0
-busts through the walls, roaring like a maniac- Who dares say 'here kitty, kitty'?!?!?!?!?!? -tears up furniture and drywall- -The Fluffs
zp5 4
you fool! you have doomed us all!
TheTigerRoars 0
-morphs into demon tiger- -The Fluffs
Siji 0
I didn't say it, look at the little thingies, them ----->'....'
TheTigerRoars 0
I don't believe you!!! -The Beast
Siji 0
No really, I never said it! I was implying a situation where someone else did. Would I, a complete stranger, lie to you?
zp5 4
yeah. because you did say it. bye! (here's a cinnamon roll for the last thing to eat before you die)
Siji 0
Damn. I guess all I can do is eat my cinnamon roll and accept death at the hands of a demonic internet tiger ;(
HahaHokayThen 10
this reminds me. my friend was doing the John Wall & my math teacher thought he was doing the "Dry Wall." Hahaha off topic. but i'm like that.
steeledwolf 8
release the dogs on that one kitty!!!!!!!! his fate will be remembered:(
SuperRichFish 6
The kitty has another cuter pic o_o, DON'T EAT THE CINNAMON ROLL
yaysmile 0
that sucks, you should go to the principal and explain the situation.
yaysmile 0
that sucks, you should go to the principal and explain the situation.
zp5 4
YOU FAIL!
puffydude1 0
This makes no sense.
ChicaTongana 0
The first day op got kicked out because he fell asleep due to taking a cough suppressant so he wouldn't have a coughing fit. The second day, op ended up getting kicked out because he had a coughing fit due to not taking the medicine so he wouldn't fall asleep. Getting kicked out usually ends up as an absence and if op gets three he automatically fails the class, which he's already got two of.
Annihilator 0
What is wrong with you? I hope you get kicked!