dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
ms piggy
United States
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Anonymous
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
fatflabbyfail
United States
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
tomchuq
United States
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
wobble...
Australia
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Who are you?
Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML
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liketoknow 0
eeee www..... Small dick
snaebra 0
That is just sad
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Comments (385)
Night22_fml 4
Let's just hope that you don't get so fat that your penis goes into you, creating a mangina.
georgie2486 0
Thats fowl.
palmdrive 0
LOL! hit the gym and do something about it instead of posting it on FML!
Durf 0
Aw :( Call Jenny.
Jennika 0
LOL @ 15 The Mighty Boosh. OLD GREG's mangina! AHAHA @ 18!!!
liz1908 0
Call Jenny?? No, call the gym and apply for a membership that everyone knows you don't have.
bebz_fml 0
stop trying to be funny
OliviaaBabiie 0
agree with bebe.
zeroprojekt 0
16, how does this have to do with ducks?
sarakthx 0
Uh, ew.
HanMan 0
THATS DISGUSTING i'm not a girl but im sure girls hate fat ppl with microscopic penises. go to the gym
toaster468 0
and take the pill
missalkali 8
which one? cyanide? or the one that I have advertisements for filling my spam folder on a daily basis despite the fact that I'm female?
SluttyMcNugget 0
And what did you do after you saw it...? Haha, I don't wanna know!!! How long have you been without looking at it since you JUST discovered this.....just WOW!!