dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
ms piggy
United States
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Anonymous
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
fatflabbyfail
United States
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
tomchuq
United States
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
wobble...
Australia
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Who are you?
Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML
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liketoknow 0
eeee www..... Small dick
snaebra 0
That is just sad
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jncwmnd 0
ew...FML for having to think of someone doing that >_
lespaulhero 0
ohh man. im so sorry. buy a treadmill and some extenze...
TotallyBrit 0
Lmafao, that's a good laugh!! Time to hit the gym and leave them macdonalds n KFC alone!!
SexyMami15 0
I agree, that's just sad.
fobchick 0
Lay off the fast food and the doritos
tWitt3rBuG 0
Yuk! Writing about it aint gonna help, go to the gym instead or quit whining!
spillproof 0
That is a disturbing mental image for me to think about. I don't know whether to FYL or YDI.
redbluegreen 41
Maybe your penis is afraid to be seen with you?
realggirl 0
YLIF for the bad genes but YDI for not overcoming them with healthy eating.
lifeasweknewit 0
That's kind of sad.