Today, I noticed a little white ball in the corner of my bedroom ceiling. I guess it had been there for a while already, but the teeming mass of baby spiders crawling out made it a lot more conspicuous. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, some jackass spider decided to lay eggs behind my wall. No matter how many I kill, I always wake up to multiple baby spiders on my ceiling. FML
Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML
Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML
Today, when I woke up, I noticed something crawling on my bed. A white faced wasp was dragging the corpse of a rather large spider. I'm not sure what I was more disturbed about; the fact that the wasp was dragging something twice its size, or that these bugs even live in my house. FML
Today, some spider must have had babies somewhere in the walls, because every five minutes I seem to find yet another spider on my ceiling, in my cupboards, under the furniture, everywhere. I’m so fed up of smashing them, I’m thinking of getting the house fumigated. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, I saw what I thought was a cobweb right behind my head where I sleep. I went to wipe it off and part of the sheetrock dented in. On further inspection, they were holes in the wall. Termites started coming out of them like something out of a horror movie. My husband is out of town for the next few weeks, and I'm extremely bug-phobic. FML
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janelly16 7
Reading this gives me The chills
SkoomaKi 28
Kill it. Kill it with fire, a massive book, a chainsaw, bleach, water, your hands (not recommended), a sword, juice, liquid nitrogen, grenades, a minigun and possibly a thumb tack. Last option: burn house down.
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Comments (161)
Arrawyn 12
Omg! I'm thinking about aragog from HP, that in real life would probably make me burn my house down
Arrawyn 12
More like my whole neighborhood, really a miles radius
xNomxYourxSoulx 0
That just made my skin crawl. Sorry to hear that, man.
I_Punch_Babies 7
this reminds me of the end of charlottes web
sarbear293 4
My. Nightmare.
lilcici98 3
I'm new so what us OP??
Dracoboxer357 36
86- OP= Original Poster. Welcome to FML. :)
I_Punch_Babies 7
OP = Octopus Party
ss_20_xx 14
Oreo Poop
missemixox 9
I finish reading this, look up, and there's one massive beast of a spider on my wall.
SammyS2012 21
They're conspiring to get rid of the human race. Beware.
G1ZZY 0
I hate spiders
Fonze13 0
But the US closed NASA so are you ganna become Russian ?
rcgirl2 11
Call the exterminators now
anoellem 1
I would cry
v4l_v4l 1
I would be bawling