Cat’s dildo
Today, I realized after I wrapped myself in a blanket that it was my cat's "humping blanket". FML
Alaina Heuerman tells us more.
Alright I didn’t really wanna follow up but I need to clarify. HE IS NEUTERED he has been since we got him. Also that was my blanket but it very recently became humping blanket 2. Let’s just say he really likes soft fluffy blankets. So all of mine... (yes that’s him in my profile pic btw)
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RichardPencil 32
I beg to differ. The Spay/Neuter Clinic is the OPs best friend.
whiskey'swino 15
That is the wrong way to get some pussy.
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sunnyray812 42
The shower is your best friend.
RichardPencil 32
I beg to differ. The Spay/Neuter Clinic is the OPs best friend.
sunnyray812 42
You're right. Think about the long term.
whiskey'swino 15
That is the wrong way to get some pussy.
Gofuckyourself 24
HAHAHAHAHAHA you read my mind!
manb91uk 22
Should have neutered him...
Shawnie Gallant 24
Cat is probably neutered, I don’t think you understand that it’s a behaviour that needs scolded to really get rid of it.
manb91uk 22
I've been a cat owner since I was 6, once their bollocks are gone, they don't have a sex drive. Also, no balls, no fluid
PhoenixChick 26
Owning one clearly does make you a master of the species. Humping becomes a habit that can continue well past neutering in many animals including cats. Instinctive behavior can overrade lack of balls, not to mention dominance displays.
SquirrellyGirl 20
My ten-year-old neutered cat humps daily. He has yet to grow out of it.
RichardPencil 32
Try not to snort the cum and then cough it up. It’s been done.
Shawnie Gallant 24
I’ve met humping cats without balls. You need to train it out, with cats I have no idea how to train it out. Spray? Regardless, ew keep that somewhere so you don’t mistake it again.
Shawnie Gallant 24
Of course I forgot shit. My cats never jumped, Ive met some who have, I trained off commands with my cats to stop bad behaviours. Just work on your cat.
Glowworm56 27
That reminds me of the Gain commercial where the guy uses the dog's towel.
Migole 36
YDI for not neutering
Charlie Given 28
Ok when animals are neutered or spayed they do not remove the internal sex organs all they do is remove the penis bone for males and they give a tubular for the females AKA tying their tubes
Squidgegg 4
You're entirely wrong there. When spaying the ovaries and uterus is removed (sometimes just the ovaries, but usually both). When neutering a male cat, the testes are removed. The baculum (penis bone) is not.
Alaina Heuerman 21
Alright I didn’t really wanna follow up but I need to clarify. HE IS NEUTERED he has been since we got him. Also that was my blanket but it very recently became humping blanket 2. Let’s just say he really likes soft fluffy blankets. So all of mine... (yes that’s him in my profile pic btw)
Glowworm56 27
He's adorable!
GoogieWithers 25
My neutered ginger Tom used to do this to anything furry or soft.
BurnInDemonFire 39
That's what you get for calling him a "little ******". You hear something enough times...