Today, I needed to borrow money from my girlfriend. I went into her bag and pulled out the money all while a lady watched me open-mouthed. Turns out it wasn't my girlfriend's bag. It belonged to the lady watching me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML
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Top comments
cocainewhore 30
I'm not sure if it's just the wording of this, but it sounds like the OP didn't ask their girlfriend for the money, in which case YDI. If it is just the wording, then FYL, and sorry for assuming anything else.
746278Ab 14
That's really stupid... Even if it was your girlfriends bag, you should ask anyone if you are borrowing money.
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Comments (109)
Enchantedlove 1
You should have asked your girlfriend if you could have money!
rachilio 26
Why didnt she stop you...?
outoftown 27
If it's not a medical emergency, don't go through any woman's purse!
bcribbles 6
You should have made sure it was the right purse
Lil_Red777 21
You shouldn't be going through your girlfriend's purse to begin with! That's disrespectful and a invasion of her privacy.
Stitcher 14
"borrow money from your girlfriend" meaning steal and mayyybe pay back. YDI, you shouldn't have been going through your girlfriends purse in the first place without her there, and especially not in public around women with similar bags. I hope that lady hit you for trying to rob her.
conqueror57 11
What guy goes through a woman's purse? Even after years of marriage and telling my husband to get things himself, he'll still bring the bag over and make me get things.
CyberGothic 16
Lieu-zuhr!!!
Acacia21 23
One time at school, two of my friends(both male) went through my purse(I still have no idea why!) They were acting all awkward and were red-faced when I came back to my chair, and refused to tell me for days what had happened. Turns out they found a tampon lol. They never apologized for going through my stuff because they were so embarrassed to bring it up or even think about it. TL;DR search at your own risk, you never know what you'll find or how she'll react.
LennyComa 39
You NEVER, even with permnission, EVER reach into a woman's Bag. YDI