Today, I needed to borrow money from my girlfriend. I went into her bag and pulled out the money all while a lady watched me open-mouthed. Turns out it wasn't my girlfriend's bag. It belonged to the lady watching me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML
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Top comments
cocainewhore 30
I'm not sure if it's just the wording of this, but it sounds like the OP didn't ask their girlfriend for the money, in which case YDI. If it is just the wording, then FYL, and sorry for assuming anything else.
746278Ab 14
That's really stupid... Even if it was your girlfriends bag, you should ask anyone if you are borrowing money.
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Comments (109)
awilliams44 9
that's what u apologize and walk away slowly.
homesuckfucker 28
Just tell her it was a misunderstanding, op. And next time, be sure to ask permission before sticking your hand into your girlfriend's purse. Even if it was hers, just taking is disrespectful, and a passerby seeing you do this could assume you were stealing. ydi.
JMichael 26
Dude you should of just asked her. Common courtesy.
soup_of_the_day 10
Rules to a happy relationship: 1) she's always right 3) never make her wait 2) never go in her purse Best advice I got after 9 years. Good luck op!
amphetamin3 17
Maybe OP did ask...and his girlfriend said to just grab it from her purse. When I couldn't be bothered to grab something out of mine for someone, or if I was busy, that's what I'd do. What I'm more concerned about is why the lady just stood there and didn't say anything? not even a, "hey what are you doing?"
arre2006 19
Why are there more votes for the op than votes against him? wow this place is wider by the moment
Mackay92 14
how wide is it?
Ashamed_Sister 60
In my opinion it is borrowing if you ask your girlfriend and she hands over the money. Otherwise it’s called stealing.
fionamiley 5
You should count yourself lucky that lady just stared at you rather than punching you or something.
tadale 10
Good. I hope she called the cops. It was stealing either way, unless your girlfriend said it was okay.
buttcramp 21
I never get things out of people's courses or wallets.. that way I'm never accused.