Today, I needed to borrow money from my girlfriend. I went into her bag and pulled out the money all while a lady watched me open-mouthed. Turns out it wasn't my girlfriend's bag. It belonged to the lady watching me. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML
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Top comments
cocainewhore 30
I'm not sure if it's just the wording of this, but it sounds like the OP didn't ask their girlfriend for the money, in which case YDI. If it is just the wording, then FYL, and sorry for assuming anything else.
746278Ab 14
That's really stupid... Even if it was your girlfriends bag, you should ask anyone if you are borrowing money.
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Comments (109)
droln4maltesers 8
My fiancé does not go through my purse without me telling him it's ok. Hell, my parents have been married for more than 30 years and my dad won't even go through my mom's purse. Tsk tsk
brandoneyez1 25
Honest mistake I'm sure. Just have to tell the owner it was an honest mistake and ask your girlfriend next time.
GuiLD15 7
you deserve it.
Xotoolyxo 16
You are way to comfortable "borrowing" money, if you cared about your gf you'd ask her first anyways
xxlowsnip3rxx 16
haha you needed to borrow money from your girl friend.
King_paradox 22
Clearly they are in a relationship.. She said borrow from my girlfriend
King_paradox 22
Another thing.. It's just a bag in my opinion, if she says go in it or clearly it's ok go in? What's the big deal... Most people are mature enough to go through a bag ffs
iwadasn 33
It doesn't sound like he asked, though. Usually if you ask to borrow something, they'll give it to you instead of leaving you to take it. If he just goes rifling through her purse it sounds like he's just taking her money and calling it "borrowing."
Hangingoutsarah 2
"borrow" money from your girlfriend
pensacolalady 10
I've been married longer than most of you have been alive, almost 30 yrs & my hubby has never gone into my purse likewise I've never gone into his wallet!
luohar 6
Who leaves their bag laying around like that in a public area...?