Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML
Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
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Conkers 0
Buy him new shoes, then he'll love you too?
n3rdzgotskillz 29
How on Earth did you manage to get those mixed up? o_O
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Comments (183)
Conkers 0
Buy him new shoes, then he'll love you too?
Zhejan 0
At least it was from the bottom of your sole
boatkicker 5
haha. :)
werzal 5
how did you get those two mixed up???
HahaYDI 0
This reminds me of the family guy episode where Stewie says "I love you" to Brian, and then Stewie said "Um I said OLIVE juice." Random but I always turn to Family Guy for references.
Starchild21 3
First Stewie didn't say anything, he mouthed it. And second I'm pretty sure he mouthed "**** you". _______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Plumppotato 3
first yes he did. and second yea he did that also
greenltrn2003 0
#13 as much as I hate ppl that respond to the first comment just for views...that was funny as ****
The_Pleb 0
Hey theres tons of children on here ^^ i hope you feel big yours sincerly the pleb
The_Pleb 0
Who are you to tell them what to do, **** you too
RubixMonkey 0
I do feel big, I just started a moral conversation.
RubixMonkey 0
Thank you. And to all the children on here, Aunt Rubix says to learn to curse properly. Your parents might think it is bad, but Aunt Rubix never lies. Have a ******* lolly and go kick someone in the balls. Oh children they make the future so bright. I mean Fuc*ing bright.
possumisawesome 0
You made me laugh, though I had no clue what you said.
DeadMansCrack 4
Hey Starchild, Stewie did do that, you're thinking of another Family Guy episode, lol. OP, I think you're getting a tad desperate.
Scotticus117 11
not desperate, maybe she actually loved him lol, of course you cant really love someone til you date them for a while can you? hahaha, he didn't even like the kiss? what ungraceous douche.
Intoxicunt 6
#100 is right. In one episode (the one with Eliza), Stewie said, "If your hearing is so good, hear this." He mouths "**** you" and Brian says, "I'm telling." Stewie then says, "No, I said 'vacuum'!" The other episode (where Stewie tans and thinks he gets skin cancer), Stewie and Brian are ballroom dancing and Stewie whispers into his ear, "I love you." Brian asks what he said, so Stewie says, "Um, 'olive juice'..." Family Guy FTW.
Gisellee 0
hahaha. fail.
Brendan3693 0
your profile picture is a shoe. that makes ur response as funny as hell, considering the context
decoybag 0
I'm not saying this is fake.....but....there's soooooOOOOOooooo many FMLs like this already!
n3rdzgotskillz 29
How on Earth did you manage to get those mixed up? o_O
Sun_Kissed18 25
I'm having a hard time with that as well... no matter how many times i say "I need new shoes" outloud, I can't even begin to imagine how that would be mistaken for "I love you" but whatever.. sometimes we only hear what we WANT to hear. By the sound of it, OP REALLY wanted him to say it lol so sucks for youu
CheshireHalli 19
Maybe he mumbled. That's the way I would think she may be able to hear it....
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
The only way I can see this happening is if the OP was thinking about him declaring his love. Sometimes we can only hear what we want to hear. :3
Vaetrus 0
60: "sometimes we only hear what we WANT to hear. By the sound of it, OP REALLY wanted him to say it" 105: "OP was thinking about him declaring his love. Sometimes we can only hear what we want to hear" Great originality there. Note this comment has no originality either, only derision.
aria02 0
if you mumble " i need new shoes" fast enuff it does kinda sound lik i luv u, but still da OP shud hav said huh and none of that stuff wud hav happened. its bad grammer but it wud hav saved her dignity
klm2purple 18
I've done it before except the person who said it to me stated "I like your shoes" I almost replied with I love you too but was so shocked that I just sat there like an idiot until he repeated it... So ya OP I understand:)
CODplayer4lyfe 24
I'm assuming that since they're at a bus stop there are cars going by, and one was going by when he said "I need new shoes" making it sound like "I love you." But that's all I got
The_Pleb 0
i need new shoes, i love you Sounds familiar, ever thought about hearing aid?
tsarikos 0
Um if this is real, I feel really sorry for you OP, but how in the world do you mishear "I need new shoes" as "I love you"?? No matter what accent I try it in, it doesn't work. And I know what your accent sounds like, so I don't see how it works.
Bunneh18 0
Maybe she wasn't really paying attention? ;P Ah..i dunno.
begeru 0
She's so desperate the he could have said anything and she would have thought he said "I love you."
hazelwolfeyes 0
o.o im so sorry...i had to laugh...but that so sucks. LOL i actually kinda told the guy i like through a questionaire thingy that i loved him...-_- never thought hed read...he read it... just pretend like it didnt happen...eventually hell pretend it didnt happen n it will all go back to somewhat normal...or your gonna find a new friend...hope it goes well for you... :)
plexico 4
If you hated his shoes so much, you should have told him earlier. If it made you so happy that he admitted he needed new ones that you kissed him, you're hatred of the old ones must have been festering for a long time. Too long to be healthy.
spiffles 0
You sir, are a genius.
humorizer 14
Oh Plexico, not you too! :( I always respected you for your good spelling (oh and your troll comments are ok too); why did you have to fail me now?
Intoxicunt 6
Lol. *Whiteouts plexi's mistake* There. Shhhh. It never happened.
plexico 4
****! I got a your/you're wrong! Damn me to Hell! I apologize to all the young people out there whom I let down. "You're" is the contraction for "you are." "Your" is an adjective meaning "belonging to you." It should have been "your hatred." I stand corrected.
urbanlover 3
hahahaha wow.
andlifesuxagain 0
Aww. BTW, guys, I have a tiny ****. Lol.
YesyDidWhat 0
Wow someone's an asshole.
anniemarie 0
maybe he loves you too now? :)