Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML
Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML
Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML
Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML
Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there, she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
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chickunkey 0
Hahaha... bitch.
mellylicious 8
If you get a cold, get her sick too (;
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Comments (142)
kafir 3
the rain in jersey is fine. at least it's not cold right now. kinda funny how the young, angsty ones on here without a sense of humor think, "what a bitch. get back at her!" and the older ones are thinking, "good one, mom."
Person1233 13
Tell that to the people who own homes that are currently flooding, and they're not even in a flood zone.
csmouton 3
Hahaha situational awareness???
gigi03 5
Thats a nice mom
mantle 0
come on.. that sucks. but is pretty Damn funny!
theghost1309 11
What a bitch. I hope you cussed her out.
the_huldra 1
Holy Shit! You should be making sure if she is ok, its hard to put an ass back on.
CLW_fml 9
your mom sucks fyl
diabeticgirl 0
wow flooding? same in PA. This is what you do. when your in the car and it starts raining when she goes to get in the car lock the doors. it works I did it by accident to my mom
leadman1989 16
At least she didn't drive by and splash you yelling "four eyes" out of the window. Why mom why???
shaybaybay1432 2
well shes a bitch...lol that wud suck:P
celticsfan69 0
Ya she is a bitch and that sucks