Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML
Today, I missed my bus to the doctor's office for my scheduled pap test. I was so desperate, I called my deadbeat mom to ask for a ride. She said "Virgins don't need pap tests", laughed, then hung up on me. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML
Today, after studying all night for an exam, I ran out to catch the bus. On my way to the bus, my hair got caught in a branch for some minutes. Thinking I'd missed the bus but thankfully didn't, I went on. A few minutes later I remembered that my exam had been postponed for 3 hours today. FML
Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML
Today, not only did I miss my bus by seconds, I also saw the bus driver smirking as he drove past me in the middle of the Canadian winter. FML
Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML
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ananamoose 0
Ok heres a trick its called pebbling tires, wait until you know he has a really important meeting, set his alarm clock thirty minutes ahead and than, go outside take off all the valve covers on his car, find small pebbles, and put them in so that it moves the middle thing to the side so you hear the air coming out of the tire, flat tires, no way to get to work thirty minutes late, than point and laugh or draw a picture of your face on the garage pointing and laughing with magic marker, also add a bitch in there too or something.
untoldfame 3
whatta dick.
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untoldfame 3
whatta dick.
Zhejan 0
Haha, you said "first period"
ElectricEel 0
Whenever my father ***** me over, I watch a bunch of Mitchel Davis videos whilst eating Chocolate-chip cookies. I reckon you do the same, Livelalive makes you happy.
redbluegreen 41
Both your screen name and your love of Mitchell Davis make me happy. XD
ElectricEel 0
:D *Feels special* You don't see it, but I'm pretending to exchange a fist-pound with you. I don't usually give out imaginary fist-ponds to interweb strangers, but you like MGMT and Livelavalive, so I made an exception. Cookie?
hellokittywhore 0
haha electriceel your my hero!!! hehe fish punds and cookies!! your a rockstar!!! <3
MyChemical_fml 0
Oh god 53 when I read the top part of your comment I had a little WTF moment..
afields95 5
agree!!! he is a dick
shuttuplily 0
He sounds funny :) heehe
ItsAshxD 0
He's not funny, he's an asshole. Btw I'm the OP, I wasn't signed in when I posted it.
NEWTROLLINTOWN 0
Your lying, I'm the OP
ItsAshxD 0
No, I really am. :l
Starchild21 3
LOL! Not this shit again please
nerdking21 10
i like your dad. That something mine would do. It's all in good fun. Besides, years from no, you'll laugh at the crappy stuff your dad did to you, and he'll laugh at the crappy stuff you did to him.
mina_8 0
It's a troll. Notice the username. Ignore it. :P
Starchild21 3
But until then she can deal with a step dad that finds it hilarious to see her in trouble
HahaYDI 0
NEWTROLLINTOWN, you suck at trolling, on my other account I have a level 50 troll with over 50 death threats, you're mine now bitch.
NEWTROLLINTOWN 0
Could you give me some tips? People realy don't realise how tough it can be For us trolls... I'm realy srtuggling to get hated, so can you guys please start shouting abuse? سلام
TheLetterZero 7
ABUSE! ABUSE! ABUSE! Happy?
Intoxicunt 6
Well, get in a big argument. People won't remember what it was over, just that you're that **** who started WWIII. Let's practice. You stupid idiot! You're not the OP! You suck at life.
NEWTROLLINTOWN 0
Come on you guys! That the best abuse you can do? Gimme your best shot, also women are lesser than men سلام
TheLetterZero 7
Now now, baby steps. You're still a young troll. You don't want to get a bellyache from too much abuse.
Intoxicunt 6
I wasn't abusing, I was helping. But here goes. You make me sick, you pathetic sack of scum! I think your birthday should require a national moment of silence for mourning! You suck so hard you can't even be a troll. I bet people run away when they see you. Your mother is going to get murdered just for creating such a little prick!* *None of that was serious. Just so you (and the comment moderators) know.
NEWTROLLINTOWN 0
Aw man, now I know I'm a fail troll I been on this site for a month and still haven't been recognised! Everyone remember the name NEWTROLLINTOWN one day I will rule the troll world and create a beautifal place of HATE, but I'll still ALLWAYS BE LAUGHING. سلام
glassisass 0
keep writing stuff in arabic and i think it will help. not just one sentense but whole comments
Starchild21 3
Actually what he wrote is his signature and means "peace" you idiot
moonlight_daze 8
Ironically, NEWTROLLINTOWN is not hated at all by me. I welcome his comments. I really really wish Starchild would find a different website to pass the time, however..
Starchild21 3
Some wishes just won't come true.
GreenAlbatross 3
Ok, you know that whole thing of "wish upon a star" and your wish comes true? Why isn't it working? Plenty of people are wishing ill upon Starchild...and he's still here! (with a fantastically girly name I might add)
N3WTROLLINTOWN 0
Oh no! This is NEWTROLLINTOWN ...they banned my acount! I want reasons moderators! I said nothing bad and was joking the whole time! you can expect a letter from my lawyers immediatly. سلام
ItsAshxD 0
I also called my mom and she spoke to him and told me that he was ignoring me on purpose and didn't want to drive me. And he wasn't going to work because he's having problems with his job. He just drove by to be spiteful. And the next bus comes 20 minutes later. Did I answer all of your questions?
kionnalexus 0
That's just rude, now you know not to call him in a time of need.
emilygirl14 0
Haha wow that's...not nice.
x0stormbringer 0
what an asshole
YUMmMm 0
agreed
moonlight_daze 8
huh?
normandin131 0
Yeah, sure he did.
Poopybuttz 0
something about this was definitely exaggerated. or lied about.
AaRL_fml 0
Here's what you do: Dump out his beer.
los_plein_air 0
that is so something my stepdad would do! long lost siblings? lol
babyb312303 0
youruuu a hommmme :D
123e3 0
That's why I'm happy to have a biological father :)
moonlight_daze 8
Biological fathers can be assholes too, ya know.. And stepdads can be great dads for that matter.. So STFU with your judgmental bullshit.
mina_8 0
Really, because being a Step-Parent makes someone bad? Where did you get that from, Cinderella? Just because it's your biological parent doesn't make them any better. I've known plenty of people whose biological parents have treated them badly.
nerdking21 10
Mine isn't. My mom is, but my dad is one of the greatest people of all time.
ra2daj 0
bill gates is your father!?!?! omg dude im your new best friend :D