Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
Today, as usual, I went to pick up my brother and sister from school in the rain. When we got to my truck, I realized I had locked us out. We had to walk home in the rain, only to find the spare house key had not been put back in its spot since the last time it was used. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad came to pick me up, but after I had put my backpack in the back seat and closed the car door, he drove off without me. It started to rain, and I was without my phone or wallet. FML
Today, I got stuck in a blizzard. My mother never picked me up like she was supposed to, and wasn't answering her phone. After walking around for a half hour, freezing, I finally found her. Where was she? Sitting in Pizza Hut, having a great time. FML
Today, my car’s at the mechanic's so I called my mom and asked her to come pick me up from class, since it ends at 9pm and I was scared to walk home at night. She told me, “Oh honey, you have nothing to worry about, you’re too fat to get raped, plus you need the exercise.” FML
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toddrob 0
#4: if you had to swim across the street, what makes you think it would be a good idea to drive a vehicle down that street?
maiden_girl 5
Happened to me once... only I had to swim across the street... literally swim because the city I lived in had no storm drains. My mom conventionally forgot to pick me up on the day it was raining badly. When I got home, she was inside the house slipping out of the warm shower. I asked her why she didn't pick me up and she said she forgot. That's like forgetting you have a job or that you got paid that day. How can you forget to pick up your child when you do every other day except on the day it rains?
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maiden_girl 5
Happened to me once... only I had to swim across the street... literally swim because the city I lived in had no storm drains. My mom conventionally forgot to pick me up on the day it was raining badly. When I got home, she was inside the house slipping out of the warm shower. I asked her why she didn't pick me up and she said she forgot. That's like forgetting you have a job or that you got paid that day. How can you forget to pick up your child when you do every other day except on the day it rains?
thebomb553 5
Your argument is invalid
lifesuxrealbad 10
well that's one irresponsible parent
toddrob 0
#4: if you had to swim across the street, what makes you think it would be a good idea to drive a vehicle down that street?
miianah1 22
I was about to comment the exact same thing.
PhinIt2WinIt 24
it's called a lifted truck. or suv
naroushh 0
WHAT A LAZY ASS MOM ITS OKAY MY MOM ISNT BETTER
IPODKING 0
Get some exercise fatty.
feari_princess 0
I HATE PARENTS LIKE THAT! such as mine.
Firesprite2009 0
Yes but then she'd be a liability to other drivers. You're not supposed to drive when you're tired, most obvious reason being incase you fall asleep at the wheel. &&, OP. I know your pain. But maybe whoever was driving the car had just got back literally seconds/minutes before you? That's what happened to me. xx
blamecanadaa 0
oh wow your life is F'd dude, man the **** up and walk like millions of other people do.
Zamax 0
I agree. it does your body good. Besides, rain is nothing compared massive amounts of undhoveled snow.
ftyugres 0
at least you don't have to walk to school and back everyday (3km) no matter what in the 40 celsius (100 farenheit) Australian heat because some douche-bag stole your bus pass
Totenglocke 0
It's called a bus you spoiled brat. YDI for thinking you're too good to ride the bus home from school.
Lady_Zydrate 1
He could be going to a school without buses, like the private school I went to. Ever think of that?
iamzikang 17
There is something call public transport
isuckok 11
My town doesn't have public buses. His probably doesn't either.