Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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thatswasup 0
YDI. I'm by no means a vegetarian. I love food such as hamburger etc. But veal is taking it a little too far I think. It's basically baby murder. Picture it this way: somebody comes to your house shoots your baby and eats it. You'd be effing pissed wouldn't you? Sorry about being extreme about this but it's the only way of getting my point across.
starburst_boy 0
Well, he shouldn't be too upset over just you eating meat, but veal is disgusting and torturous in the making...
Zorzos 0
I love veal too. Let's go get some.
timeforpie 0
YDI. Anyone who nonchalantly goes on about how awesome veal is obviously has no respect for the life of animals. There's eating meat, and then there's veal.
anonnie 0
i know people don't automatically pour their heart out about things like that when they first meet people... but if he's the type of person to go off on you like that, why would he give out his number so easily in the first place? if its something he's THAT passionate about, he could've at least somehow found out your view on the subject before giving you his number. i just don't get it.
krupster 0
Don't feel bad. Us carnivors need to stick together! But hey, more tasty meat for you.
Ravengage 0
He's a prick and you don't need him.
hypergeezer 0
Wow, what a freak of nature... FHL for losing you because you eat meat, I mean really :| what the hell was the point in that
sarahdyke 0
"4) Veal is a very healthy food since it hasn't been exposed years of growth hormones and antibiotics." LOLOLOLOL! That couldn't be any more false. Also, timeforpie, I completely agree with you.
maddramaqueen 0
I am vegitarian, and while I don't believe in eating meat, that was just wrong. The polite way to go about this is to say "Oh, I'm vegitarian" and leave it there. I mean, my boyfriend eats meat and I don't care!