Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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Top comments
WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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Comments (409)
kei1108 13
Veal is pretty inhumane.
shitwit2234 0
Well the way veal is made is practically animal cruelty. They make it by having baby cows chained to a post on a short rope so they spend their whole life not able to walk and then getting slaughtered for food. I like venison a lot more since it is very good and the deers death is quick.
Moka96 7
He was probably just upset because veil is a baby cow.
randomperson85 2
Don't worry I get the same reaction about veal from my friends too
MisUnFortunate 31
Idk, veal is pretty gross...
Baller_Bob 17
I love meat and hate vegans/vegetarians but veal is a bit evil. It IS baby cow.
Ieri 31
I hate how they treat the baby cows and confine them to make the meat, so I never buy it. But I have family in the country side which raise farm animals naturally just for personal usage and once a year I eat it there and I have to admit it's really delicious. Still sucks that the guy overreacted like that OP
ajs1987 15
Veal is delicious. You shouldn't feel bad about losing someone with such poor taste.
Boomi 39
To be fair, veal is made out of baby cows that weren't ever allowed to walk, they're forced to lie down to keep the meat tender...I eat meat, but I draw the line at anything that's still a baby, like lamb, kids, calves, etc...I'm putting your life sucks AND you deserve it.
GumStickExtraGmail 22
veal is cruel. you put a baby cow in a cage where it can barely even move, and it sleeps in its own shit thats never cleaned. all this suffering for tender meat.