Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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Trumpettkdveggie 0
If ur Christian- in genesis it was states by God that Adam and Eve should take care of the animals (in case ur stupid, that means u don't eat them) so, that would knock all Christians out of this argument...If u eat meat, it is also called gluttony If u don't follow the bible(I can't use other religious books as examples cause idk them)- u can't say "what do u think we have sharp teeth for" and "animals kill other animals" because we as a human race have seperated ourselves from nature and our lives don't depend on what would be considered murder to our civilized society... If we w did not have such an advanced cerebral cortex, then we would depend on killing other animals and it would mean death for us if we didn't eat them; this is obviously not the case now so we shouldn't condemn other animals to the height of their lives being fattened and slaughtered. Ur stupid if u think animals don't have brains and can't feel pain or go mad from being confined in a single area for months on end( in the case of veal, weeks in a tiny box) so, unless ur gonna live like Tarzan, I think it's wrong to eat meat.
latkematzoball 0
i think i love u!!!!
nick17 0
Wat a douche
XxHeartBrokenxX 0
Well, if he acts like that, he's not to nice of a guy is he?
jill_ate_jack 0
Wow, whatta baby. O.o
geeztommy 0
I am a vegetarian, but I really don't agree with the way this guy handled the situation... Oh and Hey #31, FYI moron- human bodies are made to be herbivores, NOT omnivores. Animals that eat meat have no skin pores (we do), perspire through the tongue (we do not!), have claws (we don't), have sharp front teeth for tearing (we obviously don't), with no flat molar teeth for grinding (what we have), have intestinal tract that is only 3 times their body length so that rapidly decaying meat can pass through quickly (humans' are 10-12 times as long), have strong hydrochloric acid in stomach to digest meat (we have acid that is 20 time less than a meat eater), and have acid saliva with no enzyme ptyalin to pre-digest grains (we do). So before you go telling other people off, know what your talking about!
amazingkate 0
man, don't you know you don't talk about veal before you've done it? that's like religion and politics. keep it light for god's sake. veal. jeez. talk about the shins or the oc or something. talk about the mall.
cmac86 24
Boy he was a catch wasn't he? I'd say to losing his number "my pleasure" and "I'll meet (or meat for pun sake) you there" for when he said go to hell.
GiannaxRevenge 0
He was probably a gay hippie anyways.
pyro6613 0
OK humans are made to eat meat and vegtables. You're going against the order of nature. Are you gonna tell a tiger or an alligator Hey dont rip that baby animal to shreds! no because thats what they eat. Humans are no different we're animals too.
crazy_legs_mcgee 0
if god didn't want me to eat animals, why'd he make them out of meat?