Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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Comments (409)
Hich17 0
Does he just assume everyone in the mall in a vegetarian? The hell?
someone9609 0
thank you #41. you're about the only one with a ******* point.
AloysiusWeasley 15
Hey, at least you know right off the bat that he's a whack job, so no time wasted, eh?
Dreika 0
Eh you don't want to date a commie , mind controlling, leftist loser like that anyway that has his deluded idea of morals he thinks everyone should follow.
FoundManyLemons 0
In his defense, veal? Really?
scateice 0
I wouldn't make any intellengent comments back to what he said, or anything that even mattered or had to do with what he said, this pretty much works for anything: Shut the ****** hell UP you asshole son of a bitch! I'll be the one laughing when you burn in HELL! Sucka! Add to Reject List. You're done :D
MikuHatsune_fml 0
Wth just forget the guy his random person anyways
xsamuraixlbx 0
#333, I'm not sure the last time you checked out the inside of your mouth, but indeed we do have these things called 'canines.' We have four of them actually. So, as for saying "Carnivores have sharp front teeth for tearing, but we obviously don't," you're wrong. As you said, "Before you go telling other people off, know what you're talking about." I know arguing via the internet is pointless, but people's stupidity is just mind-blowing sometimes - hence the little rant. As for everyone saying "You're sick for eating a baby cow!" grow up. Does a baby cow feel any more pain than an adult cow that is killed the same way? No. It's just the fact emotional attatchment to small 'cute' things getting in the way of your logical reasoning. Double-standards based on 'cuteness' factor is ridiculous. OP, you dodged a bullet.
carmakitten 0
No, your kind of an idiot. Frankly, if you knew anything, you would know the babies are hardly fed so that they don't grow mucle, live in much smaller crates always with a rope around the neck, and yes, they do feel more pain, because they are malnourished. Oh, by the way, if humans are ment to eat meat, why do we have to cook it? If we REALLY were ment to, we could eat the bacteria that is on it
latkematzoball 0
bunnies have canines. just because you CAN eat dead corpse doesn't mean you have to
Jarlais 0
don't feel bad. I'd kill myself if I couldn't eat meat. it's so yummy, my mouth is watering right now...
BaileyGirl 0
"Humane" is subjective.