Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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Comments (409)
fmlreaderr 0
Lol wow... what an idiot! Good, at least you got out before it got serious or whatever. I love how FML comments become like a venue for profound discussions about issues that many people feel very strongly about... lol everyone visits FML to vent frustrations and opinions
elliekinslurvsya 0
that's pathetic. what a jackass. but...really? VEAL? that's disgusting. not that i don't like almost every other cooked dead animal(:
asttro_boy 0
I hate vegetarians! Never trust someone who doesn't heat meat!
ObadiahtheSlim 2
Meat is murder! Tasty, tasty murder.
musu_fml 0
#295: I'm vegetarian, and have never needed to take any kind of suppliment. That's because I pay attention to what I eat and make sure I get what my body requires. You can have meat as part of a healthy diet, but you don't *have* to have it; there are multiple sources for everything you need. That's part of what put us at the top of the food chain in the first place; our wide omnivorous scope of dietary sources meant we were able to easily adapt when any particular source disappeared. Also, "how our bodies were intended to be fuelled" is only an argument you can make if you are a creationist.
whomajigi 0
Heh, well at least you didn't waste your time with a crazy person.
purple_sarah 0
Seems like you weren't compatible. I don't mind people eating meat even though I don't but tbh it would be a turn off for me if someone started going on about how great veal is, ew.
PAH108 0
It's murder to unnecessarily kill any animal for food, but veal is the worst. The guy was right about going to hell, but didn't make his point strong enough. It's not only scriptural, but directly spoken by the Supreme Personality of Godhead quoting scripture: "Cow-killers are condemned to rot in hellish life for as many thousands of years as there are hairs on the body of the cow." http://vedabase.net/cc/adi/17/166/en
xembo123 0
well, he WAS right in saying that to you. baby cow-eating monster.
fahubugahds 0
i wouldn't really be woried if i were you, the guy is obviously gay