Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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Comments (409)
mcsnelly 5
okay seriously, there used to be very loose laws on all kinds of animal butchering and veal was especially raised cruelly but those laws have changed greatly. Veal is not tortured animals.
moose91894 0
Maybe he watched south parks veal episode?
Sokai_fml 0
What a twat. :| Better off without him.
theMurph 0
veal is ****** up man
erijgio89248 0
well eventually the subject about food is gonna come up, and hes just ignorant for not accepting that some people have different views from him.
IN5AN3 0
...guess u won't be eating his meat... :P
Brentos 0
Haha at least the man didn't lower his standards just to eat your meat! High-five to him! But in all seriousness, I'm a vegetarian and I date non-vego girls. Who gives a ****, seriously. That's still pretty funny though xD
pulp_DiCTiON 0
#276 - word. Realistically that's how our bodies were intended to be fueled.. All these vegans are on a million supplements a day trying to replace what their body is losing from not eating meat. I don't think animals were intended to be slaughtered and inhumanely/or excessively used for our selfishness, thats another story & its reallyy sick how those poor guys are treated,... but I'm not going to stop eating meat because of it. Regardless they're going to die, and regardless, we need to eat! And who talks about random food while txt messaging a new guy?? lol.. I guess YDI for having such a irrelevant conversation when u should have been flirting or something :P
trustno1fox 0
vegans are ******* anyway. your better off without that fag.
heywood 0
#8: If you're going to start bashing liberals, at least do so with the common knowledge (uncommon in your case...) that every group, political or not, has a small percentage of "crazies." If you're going to judge the liberal left on such a small percentage of us, I should start judging the conservative right as though it were made up entirely of nutcases from Westboro Baptist Church. But that wouldn't get us anywhere now would it?