Today, I got into an argument with my mom over her sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told her that either he goes or I go. She called me a disrespectful bastard for not respecting my "new father." I'm now sitting outside a McDonald's with my suitcase, leeching their WiFi. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, I finally had it out with my abusive father. I spent almost an hour detailing about how he constantly humiliates me in public, treats me like slime, and hits me at random when he's in a bad mood. His response was, "Quit being such a wimp" because I'm "not female." Mom took his side. I'm 16 and can't move out. FML
Today, after I got into an argument with mom's boyfriend, telling him to piss off because no one wanted him, and he did so, saying he was done putting in wasted effort, now he's gone I realise how much he did for us, or that his share of the bills paid the rent. We may lose our house because of me. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML
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Top comments
jarockstar27 10
I hate it when parents pick the boyfriend/girlfriend over their own children. Its irresponsible and selfish. Im sorry OP i hope things get better.
rhaemese 9
well I hate to say this, but maybe it is best you got out. If she won't listen, its best you get out of a potentially bad situation.
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Comments (171)
skibutter 1
FYL OP, but what comes around goes around! :) she will learn her mistake
JocelynKaulitz 28
If that were me, I would have just beat the shit out of the boyfriend. Regardless if my mom were to pick him over me, I wouldn't let anyone mess with her.
copy125 0
Hold on now, maybe OP's like 34 and his mother is just doing this to get her "kid" to move out lol you never know
ydi_4_suking 20
maybe 40 is right, but we need a lot more details on this. Try talking with your mom OP and if you can't get through to her maybe in the long run she will see that she was wrong
drkate25 30
If she hasn't learned by now that picking others over her kids is wrong, will she ever?
Ghostlyness 7
I had the same thought as you 40. Something about the wording makes me think the guys a grown man not a kid. In which case it's a whole different story. Who knows.
MDTeddy 13
No wonder she Op's dad got a divorce.
coolbrony12 3
Ahem, what goes around comes around. It didn't really make sense the way you worded it.
XxDevilxXGt 26
Now this is an actual fml. I hope you find some way to sort it all out eventually.
walmartpaysme 15
If OP is homeless he won't win even if his mom does end up miserable!
MrsDruidess 23
I am sad to see everyone thumbs down all the ones saying that its possible that OP is too old to be living at home pulling this me or him stuff. It's entirely possible, and if OP is a grown ass man, he needs to find his own place and let his mom move on with her life. Its entirely possible that moms new guy is a good guy but don't like the way OP leaches off his mom. . . Theres way too much her to fully judge. . . not saying that we can't offer advice, just don't thumbs down those thinking that maybe its not all cut and dry. sorry OP but if your grown, YDI. If however you are young and this guy is bad news, sorry buddy that blows and you might be better off in the long run without her. If she is not going to pick you now, she never will.
NothernNightmare 18
I am so sorry your mother can't see the destructive relationship she has put her self in, and is disregarding you because of it. :(
gc327072 31
This sounds JUST LIKE my brother and his (thankfully) EX girlfriend. Yes, op, she'll come around, but she'll have to be abused for a while first, I'm afraid to say. :( hang in there!
annie_nk 23
Yeah it's sad her being abused will most likely make her see you're right. :(
habibiiiiiii 2
Sounds like op's mom is too desperate for "love" and is willing to kick out a person who will have unconditional love for her. Awful.
andyyroxx 20
Agreed. She deserves sandpaper-covered golf balls up her rectum.
gc327072 31
136- well, that escalated quickly :0
frokeyman92 9
It's kinda like girls who date douch bag bf's. Oh, wait..
tehhboss 6
Ouch
habibiiiiiii 2
You don't say
draegbomb 5
Are you leeching Wifi to submit this FML?
JFurr 9
You're stepping on the Hamburgler's turf! Watch your step.
gc327072 31
Irrelevant comment is irrelevant
jizzwold 21
It wasn't irrelevant and I thought it was humorous. The op does mention leeching off of McDonald's wifi at the end of the FML.
JFurr 9
Thank you, 65. Some people just don't read things entirely.
DarkMarkInTheSky 9
Probably the best relevant comment ever. :)
gc327072 31
Yea I know, I guess it's just a thumb down kinda day. Meh.
walmartpaysme 15
If you don't understand sarcasm, innuendo, or references to old tv commercials, please stop commenting your ignorance all over FML
gc327072 31
157- I'll admit i didn't get that at first, and when everyone started going off on me I had a Homer Simpson "D'oh!" moment.
mollyjynxjax 28
@157 they made a series of animated movies called "The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald" or something like that in the 90s that featured Hamburglar, along with Birdie, Grimace, Ronald's dog Sundae, and various other characters as well
mikesjr 3
I'm sorry OP. Stupid mom boyfriends
wholikesbacon 9
How dare you!!! My mum has had her boyfriend for SEVEN YEARS and he is the sweetest man I could have ever wished for her!
mnfer 7
91 - Overreact much?
mikesjr 3
Lol
DeadxManxWalking 27
Your mother is selfish for choosing him over her own daughter
iRoc46n2 4
Son
skibutter 1
look at the sign next to the fml
DeadxManxWalking 27
11- oh sorry. Thanks thought. Read too fast
mfischer 17
Also typed too fast?
PYLrulz 17
1. Son 2. You don't say!
hopsinlove17 26
82- 1. Redundant 2. You don't say-_-
The_F3rris 11
Thats sweet. So the son called out another man for being sexist. If only all men stood up for women.
MelTheGreat 23
Sounds like your mom has more issues than most.
rhaemese 9
well I hate to say this, but maybe it is best you got out. If she won't listen, its best you get out of a potentially bad situation.
jarockstar27 10
I hate it when parents pick the boyfriend/girlfriend over their own children. Its irresponsible and selfish. Im sorry OP i hope things get better.
dancingmaniac 6
Soon, she'll see who's right
theluckyones 10
Unfortunately, By the time she see's that it will be too late.
outoftown 27
Or not. Some women pick one abuser after another. Good luck, OP. Hope you land on your feet.