Today, I managed to convince my sister that when you press down the diet button on the lid of a McDonald's cup it turns whatever is in there diet. I pressed the button and she started shouting how she hates diet drinks. She's 19. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister called me a moron after I told her that no, healthy foods do not give you "negative calories". She's 21 and goes around telling everyone that she's an expert nutritionist. FML
Today, I had to explain to someone that all beverages, except plain water, actually have calories. They weren't too happy that their milkshake diet was over before it began. FML
Today, my family has been unsuccessfully trying to stop my sister's energy drink addiction. She's not even 30, but the doctors say her heart health (or lack thereof) is roughly equivalent to a person over twice her age. She probably won't even live to 40 at this rate, which makes us sad. Why won't she listen to us? FML
Today, at lunch I ordered a Coke. The waiter replied, "Diet Coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular Coke." He shook his head and said again, "Diet Coke." FML
Today, my daughter expressed wanting to lose weight so I took her to a licensed dietician nutritionist to get her a healthy eating plan, and even made her an appointment with a personal trainer to get her on track. I walked in on her eating a whole box of laxatives, because "this way is faster." FML
Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
Today, I had to explain to my daughter that no, just because the word, "salad" is in the name, it doesn't mean that macaroni or potato salad are automatically healthy for you. She still doesn't believe me. She's 19. FML
Today, I had to teach my 13-year-old sister that sugar and salt don't, "cancel each other out to make the taste neutral". FML
Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML
Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML
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ddlovatolover 23
I'd take her drink since she doesn't seem to want it anymore...
Meowdisen 15
If you think about it, that is a pretty awesome way to get her drink. Just push down the diet button, and she will no longer want it. So more for you.
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Comments (56)
DenverTyrrell 13
Well she is very...erm not smart?
cnbcad 15
That may be in the future. They now sell cigarettes that can be regular or menthol flavor depending on wether or not you crush the filter
otecasacid 22
you're kidding right?
apk892 7
...you're an idiot
DBKT 25
Yeah, several brands have that in the uk. I think B&H have something called dual, which you can either have as a normal cigarette or a menthol. It's a button on the filter, I believe.
emchocolat_fml 25
Just press it again, and it'll go back to normal.
MrsKilown 20
She sounds 'special'...
apk892 7
Your sister is a moron and I genuinely feel sorry for you
Imareth 10
Sooo... you convinced her of something that's false, then decide it's FYL when she gets upset by the result? Sure, she's slightly... gullible.. but YDI.
skittyskatbrat 19
19. Not 4.19. College age. No one deserves to be related to someone that stupid.
Bloink 25
diet drinks are the best
demonfacee 14
YDI. Don't make up shit and expect her to believe it, but you did learn something about your sister. She's not really the sharpest pencil in the box.
YellowKettleBell 31
unless one of you is adopted, you share her genes. so yes, f your life.
Parvati48 15
Lol wow, your sister isn't too bright. :/