Today, my attention deficit has gotten so bad that I started watching Family Guy on YouTube to avoid doing any work, then ten seconds later I got bored, grabbed my phone, and looked up "sexy cartoon porn." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, while working from home, I missed an important Zoom meeting with the director of my department because I was too busy watching adult videos and pleasuring myself. FML
Today, trying not to watch porn, I started looking for a group workout program, then tried to create images that resembled my wife, then ended up watching porn. FML
Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML
Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, I was half paying attention to a text message conversation with someone about how addicted we both were to social media. It's wasn't until deep into the conversation that I realized we were actually talking about porn. FML
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
Today, I was sick, and decided to work from home. After coding for a few hours, I took a break, and being home alone, I watched porn. A few minutes later, I received messages from my colleagues telling me to shut it down. I had forgotten I was working on teamviewer. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Why did you have to specify "sexy" for the cartoon ****? To be pornographic, it has to appeal to sexual desire. If you can pay attention long enough, compare your search results for "cartoon ****" with those of "sexy cartoon ****." My hypothesis is that there will be no difference.
TeaTimeAbyss 22
Doesn't seem like laziness, seems like depression / ADD burnout.
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RichardPencil 32
Why did you have to specify "sexy" for the cartoon ****? To be pornographic, it has to appeal to sexual desire. If you can pay attention long enough, compare your search results for "cartoon ****" with those of "sexy cartoon ****." My hypothesis is that there will be no difference.
tiptoppc 21
That’s not ADD, that’s laziness and no motivation to do anything. Gonna guess, school drop out too? Considering you’re so lazy you look for excuses to avoid work, causing others to likely be forced to pick up the slack. At this point it’s eff their life and ydi.
TeaTimeAbyss 22
Doesn't seem like laziness, seems like depression / ADD burnout.
Wadlaen 24
What did you find?🤔
Thaylok 17
Rule34: dont....don't..... naah whatever.
Brightside86 31
Probably seek help now. Most insurance will cover therapist visits.