Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML
Today, I went to a first aid training course. I had to lie on the floor and pretend I was unconscious. We were supposed to be doing the recovery position, but the guy I was working with decided to perform CPR instead and grope my boobs in the process. FML
Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As my coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the first time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into my back as I pretended to resist. FML
Today, I volunteered to sit in stocks at a fair. Lots of kids pulled off my shoes and socks and tickled my feet for several minutes. I was laughing so hard there were tears. FML
Today, while working for a hospital security company, I had to assist in restraining a male patient while the nurses put a catheter in him. All I will say is that it looked like a worm trying to swallow a straw. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML
Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
Be honest. That wasn't pee... you were just getting turned on by the restraints. ;-)
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
Back in China, long time ago, they use tickling to torture people. FYL. :/
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Comments (156)
rockyraccoon28 8
that really sucks. I've had my friends pin me down and do that to me, it's torture.
DeviousAngel 13
FYL. I can't stand tickling. I kick and punch and scream. If I'd been as helpless as you, I'd probably react the same...
RC4524 0
If you're like me this is a definite FML. When some tickles me, I can't breathe. I almost broke my cousin's leg once because I couldn't tell her to stop. That would have been complete torture for me and if I didn't pass out from lack of oxygen, I'd have ripped everyone a new one. Tickling someone who can't defend themselves is NEVER ok if you don't know how they'll react.
tigercoon 12
Ah I thought I was the only freak >:( my friends always tickle me and I begin to hyperventilate! It really is horrible.
stfuevily 1
hahaha that sucks. that's what you get for volunteering.
sweet_candy_ 17
That is just cruel tickling sucks.
CoachLlama 5
Hope you get a good grade on the next test for being such a good sport. By the way there is this straight jacket...
perdix 31
No fun! You only NEARLY peed your pants. YDI for thinking you were going to get to tie someone up with the bed ties instead of being the victim, you S&M freak!
zanguard 0
haha thank you perdix, I thought I was the only one disapointed by the unfortunate use of the word "nearly".
sietseld 13
People have no right to touch you against your will when you are at school or work. That is considered sexual harrassment no matter if it was male or female, teacher or fellow students touching you. If it made you uncomfortable it is absolutley unacceptable and you should report it to the proper authorities.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I have to agree with both 20 and Zeb's comment below. There are so many reasons this is wrong. - In what other setting would a teacher give students free rein to touch an incapacitated student without a legit educational purpose? What if someone had tweaked a nipple while no one was looking? - A lot of people are highly sensitive to physical touch. To them, tickling is painful overstimulation. Any medical professional should know this. - It shows abuse of power. What if some nitwit student did this to a patient? If that patient was highly sensitive and already overstimulated, which is very likely, this would be sheer torture. - It instills mistrust, as Zeb said. Lives depend on nurses and docs trusting each other. - It's humiliating, and separates OP for further abuse by other students. I could go on and on. This is NOT harmless fun, and needs to be reported.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Agreed. I squirmed just reading this one.
Zebidee 9
What a great way to engender trust in the classroom. This person should not be in a position of authority.
EvilDave 13
I hope you filed a complaint against your teacher with the school and assault charges against the entire class.