Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML
Today, I went to a first aid training course. I had to lie on the floor and pretend I was unconscious. We were supposed to be doing the recovery position, but the guy I was working with decided to perform CPR instead and grope my boobs in the process. FML
Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As my coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the first time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into my back as I pretended to resist. FML
Today, I volunteered to sit in stocks at a fair. Lots of kids pulled off my shoes and socks and tickled my feet for several minutes. I was laughing so hard there were tears. FML
Today, while working for a hospital security company, I had to assist in restraining a male patient while the nurses put a catheter in him. All I will say is that it looked like a worm trying to swallow a straw. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML
Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML
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Jimboom 12
Be honest. That wasn't pee... you were just getting turned on by the restraints. ;-)
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
Back in China, long time ago, they use tickling to torture people. FYL. :/
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Comments (156)
Niaa_fml 0
Yeah same here. It's really annoying -.-
Shorty_Shaza 5
sounds like a fun class lol cruel yet amusing!
KingDingALing 9
It's funny for the first few seconds, but after awhile it gets annoying.
ilovemydoodle123 0
me too!
Mitz_fml 4
Tickling is just awful. we don't laugh because it's funny, we laugh out of painful hysteria. I'd definitely report that teacher.
purplemnm 9
I heard it triggers panic in the brain. I don't know why people tickle each other in the first place, I guess laughing sends the wrong message that it's fun.
TeenieAmerica 9
Not for me. It's actually fun when I get tickled. I dunno, maybe it's the fact that I'm laughing or something. I'd be pissed if this FML happened to me though. That's not cool.
panda_chick 2
I hate being tickled it's like torture
HomeAl0ne 20
Teacher's parting words to her were probably "Wear clean underwear next Tuesday, I'm going to demonstrate enemas and urinary catheters."
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
lol. xD
freakyfan17 0
did they tickle your feet? i would've loved to, it turns me on so much.
gg95_fml 4
That would have been like so funny
Festering_Jugger 2
If that was me I would of gotten a hard on!!! Then that would be my FML...Maybe
prinzess_fml 25
i don't know what country you're in but there is a big chance you could not only sue them but also press criminal charges. go see a lawyer, it could be the best investment in your life.