Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML
Today, I went to a first aid training course. I had to lie on the floor and pretend I was unconscious. We were supposed to be doing the recovery position, but the guy I was working with decided to perform CPR instead and grope my boobs in the process. FML
Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As my coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the first time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into my back as I pretended to resist. FML
Today, I volunteered to sit in stocks at a fair. Lots of kids pulled off my shoes and socks and tickled my feet for several minutes. I was laughing so hard there were tears. FML
Today, while working for a hospital security company, I had to assist in restraining a male patient while the nurses put a catheter in him. All I will say is that it looked like a worm trying to swallow a straw. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML
Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML
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Jimboom 12
Be honest. That wasn't pee... you were just getting turned on by the restraints. ;-)
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
Back in China, long time ago, they use tickling to torture people. FYL. :/
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Comments (156)
jsnakes12 0
that can be legally classified as torture
awesomewhitekid 0
screw tickiling GRAB the melons!
StaticSky 2
I would be pissed and cussing everyone out
davek 36
In some establishments they charge for that kind of treatment...
Mr_holiday 0
Lol that's what you get for participating lol.. Shoulda blended in the background lol
mistigrette_fml 0
in other words I'm a lawyer who hates seeing people pressing charges for anything... She got tickled... So what? Did she get injured? No. Does the teacher deserves to go in court for that? Don't think so... There are other ways of getting back at him than jamming the courts with stupid cases like that... But then i'm French and we think differently of the justice, suing is not the answer for everything and you must get that :)
Iceman225 11
In this case, the teacher led the student into a sense of false security, then let the whole class touch the woman innapropriately. She could have gone unconcious or even died from the experience, depending on the person. And all this while being strapped down? This can be easily classified as torture and sexual assault. You may live on France, but Ima America, we don't condone our teachers assault us in a dangerous way. This is NOT a small case. I doubt you could handle it since you are obviously not a lawyer. If the OP had reported or sued, the teacher would have lost her job and never found one in that career again, or lost a lot of money in a lawsuit. The teacher is clearly not to be allowed in a position of power.
libbylouwho 0
Totally fake. You don't "train to be a nurse in a hospital" you obtain a degree from an accredited college and take a test to get your license to practice. Professors would never do these things, it's inappropriate and a violation of hospital policies. This is from Scrubs. What B.S.
libbylouwho 0
Are you kidding me? Moderating my comment, yeah. But you didn't even spank me, mods, what the **** is this shit?! I WANT A SPANKING! I'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY NAUGHTY GIRL!
5t3ff1k4h 47
@112/113 - It says in the rules not to call an FML fake. That would be why you were moderated, 112. And I'm counting the minutes 'til this comment gets moderated for making an offensive comment toward the mods.
Sirin_fml 47
I see nothing too bad there, 5t3ff1k4h.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Haha, good call, Sirin. :P
libbylouwho 0
My account was hacked...this is not me, though my response is hilarious, I didn't think it up myself :( ugh.
NonExistance 0
@#112 It doesn't have to be offensive. It was just a stupid comment. On topic, OP, That really sucks to be embarassed like that infront of your whole class. :P FYL
labgirl73 0
Thank you for sharing! What a great story!