Love: Dreams burn down - FML

Dreams burn down

By anonymous - 27/10/2009 13:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three-hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML

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Elisabetha Aarron 18

Saturday 12 September 2020 22:18

Why stay with someone this immature, petty and childish

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maroongrad 13

Wednesday 10 October 2018 6:22

Yep, he puts the "boy" in boyfriend. Maybe you should make his dreams come true?

Elisabetha Aarron 18

Saturday 12 September 2020 22:18

Why stay with someone this immature, petty and childish

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