Today, at the restaurant where I work, a guest choked on a bone from her crosscut ribs. She asked me to bring the manager over, so I did. When he got there, she complained that the bone could have seriously injured her, and we should be more careful of where we put the bones in the ribs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I attended my first meeting with my bosses. For lunch we went to a restaurant. I choked on a piece of meat and couldn't breathe anymore. I had to take that piece of meat out of my throat with my fingers, and then put it back on my plate all chewed up. FML
Today, I had a violent coughing fit while at the store, which caused a lady to think I was choking, grab me from behind and start doing the Heimlich maneuver incorrectly. She broke two of my ribs. FML
Today, I was on a date when a woman across the restaurant started choking on food, so I and a few others rushed to help her. We got her to cough up the food but as I looked back to my date, she was stealing food from the plates of other people who'd left their tables to help. FML
Today, one of the guests I was in the middle of seating knocked an empty wine glass from the table. I assured them it was all right, and kneeled down to pick up the now broken glass. The lady insisted on helping, as far as picking the glass up and dumping the shards into my open hands. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML
Today, I was sitting in the break room at work eating lunch when I started to choke. My face turned red and tears began welling up in my eyes. Two of my coworkers were there. They began to argue over who would have to give me the Heimlich maneuver rather than helping. FML
Today, I was preparing a customer's meal in my restaurant's kitchen, when I choked on my own saliva and went into a coughing fit. The head chef, who's always hated my guts, accused me of trying to hock a loogie into the meal and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
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Top comments
baseballbv 17
It's sad that these people exist. Thank goodness for natural selection.
Synoptical 10
People like that are why we can't have nice things.
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Comments (103)
XPhoenixFire 17
What an amateur
Jreslier 15
Can't beat it, join it.
Freethaawave 19
FML is full of rib professionals.
raffcity 7
You had one job as first comment
noah_1234 24
i woildnt be surprised if some people didnt know where the ribs came from because all they do these days is watch miley cyrus and take selfies
vairyhagina 11
Poor 1st comment, always expected to be the best.
randomplot 11
Suc 2 suc
SierraaaNicoleee 26
Like your comment.
baseballbv 17
It's sad that these people exist. Thank goodness for natural selection.
XxDevilxXGt 26
You mean goodbye natural selection, it doesn't work int the modern day :(
DianeYoung 11
I don't know. Not having common sense leads to stupid accidents all the time.
Llama_Face89 34
Not often enough.
FracturedMinds 21
We need a new plague.
Octwo 16
the intelligent are not immune to plague.
azelk 8
We should have a test that everyone takes when they turn 13 - 14. This test would test their intellect. If they fail, we throw them in the gas chamber.
garrett_8614 14
Who let Hitlers son use FML?
fearlesscooldude 12
"Please train your cows to watch where they grow their ribs!"
TheMarshmellow 14
Unfortunately it failed in this incident
otecasacid 22
nooo, this is a failure of natural selection due to society allowing such poor intelligence to thrive
kyu_Q 19
natural selection has failed do to warning labels. This restaurant will now have to serve their rids with a warn "there are bones in the ribs" or Risk being sued
vairyhagina 11
I always wondered what the world would be like if you and your partner had to pass a "common sense" test before you could have children, think about it, a world where idiots couldn't create offspring.
Synoptical 10
People like that are why we can't have nice things.
TacoTrop 10
"Ma'am, your supposed to discard the bone, not have intimate relations with it "
vaderismyfriend 27
well isn't she a special kind of stupid
Ashamed_Sister 60
At least she didn't threaten to sue you.
cakefete2 31
That's because there is a strictly enforced quota on the number of stupid things a person can say per day. Guess what she would have said, if on the way to the restaurant, she didn't say "wow, Rebecca Black is profoundly deep and lyrical."?
kipperin 18
Too bad she didn't, it would have been hilarious.
mnote 17
It would've been fun to be her attorney in that situation. "Uh, ma'am, you have no case."
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
That's what happens when you try to inhale ribs.
mageepaigeee44 15
Maybe instead of complaining she should learn to chew her food.
XPhoenixFire 17
Might have to put up a sign: Beware of bones
cakefete2 31
Caution: bone-in ribs may contain bones and rib meat. Also, hot coffee may be hot.
metalman746 5
Just another reason i will never work with the public. They are idiotic dipshits.
thebigtwinkie 28
That kind of people is supposed to be extinct
HeadlessSparrow 20
I guess there are still some out there
oreyoes 15
Then the human species would be extinct.
Axipiter 24
Let's grab our pitchforks and torches, and find the stragglers!
girI 20
But wouldn't that make our gene pool too limited, resulting in interbreeding? Especially if, like everyone here seems to agree, they make up such a large part of the population...
Vegetarian27 24
*Those *are