Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, while working as a highway patrol officer, I pulled over my girlfriend for speeding and was required by law to ticket her. Another officer was with me, so I couldn't not ticket her without being reported. We share a joint account, so I basically ticketed myself. FML
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML
Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML
Today, my psycho-obsessed ex-girlfriend blabbed all about how she got a check in the mail for $1000 from CrimeStoppers on Facebook and Twitter. This explains how my current girlfriend and two of my friends all got arrested last week for having weed. FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML
Today, I punched a drunk woman who kept trying to force herself onto my husband. She turned out to be an off-duty cop. FML
Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML
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Mega07 6
please go get yourself tested
FMLkoala 28
You mean ex girlfriend right?
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Comments (108)
shawlander 6
I'm a explorer with our local department and one of our guys went on a disturbance call and found his wife with another guy.
shawlander 6
I'm a explorer with our local department and one of our guys went on a disturbance call and found his wife with another guy.
Setareh23 34
What a *****-ible way to find out about this.
Bad_People_r_Bad 3
YDI pig
BFons 19
Hope you get it tested buddy.
hiholls 13
Maybe you should be judged if you don't realize that you should have said "judgmental"...
queerdragon 20
She likely came to see him at the station.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Can't.......into a housewife. So I hope you're serious about letting her go.
csjmcc 11
That sucks!
ShyAnn29 15
22, it doesn't say they all knew she was his girlfriend, it just said they knew her, I'm assuming that's because they have also arrested her for being a prostitute.