Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after wearing high heels all day, I took them off in the car, and sat cross-legged. My husband immediately threw a fit beside me, claiming my feet were disgusting and "smelled bad." He pulled into a parking lot and threatened to leave me there unless I put them back on. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML
Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML
Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML
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cBlackout 13
I know, I hate when people don't put deodorant on their feet. Read the FML before you comment please.
b00mc1ap 0
#3 deodorant on ur feet?
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Comments (109)
pickmeup 0
haha that sucks..shoulda remembered the socks...sweaty feet smell so bad :P
soccerfreak878 0
haha tht sux
powerslave117 0
no they smell awesome literally my fave smell
b00mc1ap 0
smells like dump
powerslave117 0
why would he cover those delicious sexy feet?
bitterpill1 0
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YDI for not wearing deo
cBlackout 13
I know, I hate when people don't put deodorant on their feet. Read the FML before you comment please.
megaboo310 4
Deodorant on the feet?? Dude read
Iceman225 11
What an idiot.
mellowyellowww 0
haha OH NO! why would you ever ever ever take off your shoes in a CAR especially with your boyfriend...after 7 hours of work!?... akkk.
b00mc1ap 0
#3 deodorant on ur feet?
wolfy_fml 5
lol That reminds me of my grandpa. He told me once that when he was younger (at the age I was at the time, since I was going through a 'really stinky feet' phase), he was forced to stickhis feet out of the car window because his feet smelled so bad. XD
HurriKaty 4
#3, who the **** wears deodorant on their feet?!?!
jay_lawrence 0
just next time remember to wash your feet
tontokowalski 0
A 7 hour work day? What would they smell like if you put in a full 8?
shoegal808 0
lol aww that's so mean. but funny! maybe next time wait til you get home before you take your shoes off!