Anonymous
France
Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Late bloomer
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
geewhiz
United Kingdom
Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML
Anonymous
Hang in there
Today, I'm 26-year-old woman and I've never had a date for Valentine's Day, never been on a date, or received flowers. This pandemic makes me think I never will. FML
foreveralone
Spin on this
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
idk what to do
Single life
Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML
Blazouta
France
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Anonymous
Late bloomer
Today, I’m at the age where I should be married or in a committed relationship and having kids. Instead, I’m STILL single. I haven’t had a first date or a first kiss. If any of that changes, luck and time aren’t going to be on my side because biologically I won’t be able to have kids. FML
cheese123
United States
Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
electronjames
Fredericksburg, United States
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Today, it's now exactly one year until I turn 30 and I’ve never been with a woman before. I know that it’s over for me. FML
26 year old
Short king
Today, I'm at the age where I'm supposed to be having the time of my life. I'm short and look so young that I get asked if I'm still in high school. Every girl I've ever known looks at me like a "little brother". The only girls who have shown interest are still too young to vote. I'm missing out on my 20s. FML
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Arbitrary 0
I'm 18, same situation. Only difference is that I'm happy for it. I've had enough foolish friends that are girls to teach me better than to trust em. Great example right here. The day I'm leaving to go away to Barbados for the summer my friend asks me if I like her. I answer "Of course, why wouldn't I?" The best thing I could think of to dodge the obvious question. She then tells me, "You know what I meant." Night ends and I take her home. The day after she gets together with my friend, the same day that I leave. Two months later I get back, the next day she and my friend break up. She comes to me to console her, she knows I've never been in a relationship, yet she asks me, "Have you ever kissed anyone?" I answer her honestly, I tell her no. Her response? "Then why don't you kiss me?" I worked my way out of that one, but barely. Come on now, what the hell is that? More trouble than its worth.
gregorygreg87 12
You are a strange person
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Comments (218)
OzzyTheGiant 14
hey same here, but I dont thinknits an fml. I want my first kiss to be with the girl I will be with for the rest of my life
emily4040 18
That's not such a bad thing, you should save your first kiss for someone special. I know because my first kiss ended with the guy breaking up with me.
niome_fml 9
so?? this isn't an fml...
immafox_jk 5
The me of the future. I feel you OP
dawanjony 18
At 23
sexypvc24 10
I'm the same way, yet I'm 24 years old
fantasyworld 39
Same here.
paintedmac 8
Someone tried to kiss me but I rejected them because they were a very rude person.
DemCherries 4
I've been kissed by my mom