Today, I went on yet another date with this beautiful young lady from my job. I can’t help but feel bad because ever since my wife gave birth to our kid she’s been sluggish and puffy, and I’m not attracted to her anymore, but I don’t know how to leave her because my son would be without a father. I hate this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife cancelled on our date we had planned for over a month. It would have been our first one-on-one date since the birth of our first child. Our child is over 13 months old. FML
Today, I went to the location of me and my wife’s first date, because I miss her, and barely get to see her because of our work schedules… Only to see her there on a date. FML
Today, my wife is grumpy because our son has his first girlfriend and she feels like she’s been replaced. Our son is 32 and surely it’s about damn time. FML
Today, I've hated being a parent ever since I was baby-trapped at 17, but I stuck through it and never let my son suspect how I really felt, and we have a great relationship now he’s an adult. Well he just moved out yesterday, and today my wife told me she’s pregnant. Here we fucking go again. FML
Today, and ever since I gave birth to my son, I’ve hated being a mom. I held him, waiting for the rush of love my mom told me I’d feel and… nothing, I was completely emotionless about holding my newborn son and it’s gotten worse. I really hate being a mom, and my husband just does not understand. FML
Today, my wife admitted she loves me as a father to our children, but is no longer attracted to me. FML
Today, I walked out of our house. My wife suddenly became quiet again because she was mad at me for an unknown reason. It's always like this, and it annoys me every time. She has too much pride and doesn't want to talk things out. I feel so sad, especially since we have a five-month-old baby. I want to break up. FML
Today, I’m packing up to leave my home and move back to my mother's with my newborn a week postpartum, all because when I was at the hospital, I overheard my husband say to his buddy on the phone that this “father stuff” is way more than he bargained for and that he’s tired of pretending to find me attractive. FML
Today, my wife, who I thought was my soulmate, admitted that she only went out on our first date because she'd lost a bet, and she'd thought I was a loser. Even though she kept saying that she really did fall in love with me, I left. My heart is just shattered. I'm not going back. FML
Today, I started my senior year of high school. Every guy I try to get with immediately loses interest and runs off when they learn I have a one year-old son. It’s not fair I have to deny my baby boy just to find happiness. FML
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Rake 18
You started dating before divorsing your wife? You gave up the the mother of your child in her most vulnerable time because she is not perfect shaped after giving birth? Did you even bother telling her anything is wrong? Or going to some counseling? My real comment will probably be modereted
Hangryko 32
You should hate what you've become: An utter sociopath. You're a bad person, husband, and father. Your parents would be ashamed to acknowledge you as their son, and your son disavow you as his father in the future. It is my sincere hope that your wife finds out and gets everything in the divorce, leaving you penniless and irreversibly devastated.
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Rake 18
You started dating before divorsing your wife? You gave up the the mother of your child in her most vulnerable time because she is not perfect shaped after giving birth? Did you even bother telling her anything is wrong? Or going to some counseling? My real comment will probably be modereted
Hangryko 32
You should hate what you've become: An utter sociopath. You're a bad person, husband, and father. Your parents would be ashamed to acknowledge you as their son, and your son disavow you as his father in the future. It is my sincere hope that your wife finds out and gets everything in the divorce, leaving you penniless and irreversibly devastated.
FluffythePink 23
Wow, what an absolute scum bucket of a human being you turned out to be 👏
D J's MOM 17
so you were attracted to your wife enough to get her pregnant with your child and the moment her body isn't perfect anymore because of pregnancy, you look for someone younger and hotter. you're one of the biggest, worthless scumbag assholes I've seen on here. I hope you're wife moves on and has a great life and the hottie dumps you and you rot in hell.
soundsfakebutok 10
oh, you poor, poor man
MomofTwins 19
You are an asshole. May you be vulnerable, at your weakest one day and be abandoned by the one person you need most.
L0life29 6
you’re a piece of shit
EricW 4
keep it simple : keep your family and **** your colleague
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You, sir, are the scum of the earth. Your wife just pushed out YOUR kid - not her fault being pregnant changes her body for crying out loud - and you're dating behind her back? And you're so shallow it has to be a "beautiful, young lady" because you're no longer attracted to your wife who's just had to go through nine months of hell with your spawn gestating inside her? You don't deserve anyone, and I hope your wife files for divorce and takes you for all you've got. And if your side chick knows you're married and is still dating you, I hope she gets taken too.
Crowned Sataness 12
of course she's sluggish and puffy!! she just carried and pushed out a whole little human which destroys a womans body (you knew this when you got her pregnant) and her useless husband has thrown her to the wolves instead of helping and supporting her. you are absolute scum and when she catches you she's going to take you for everything