PrestonW
Today, I finally got a reply to the letter to a celebrity that I had to write for my English class. It was a restraining order. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
notgivingup
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Leave me alone
Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML
Lucky Willis
Sebring, United States
Ed Shitran
Today, I wrote a song for my ex-girlfriend, hoping maybe we could give it another try. I emailed it to her and went about my day, wondering if she would respond. About six hours later, a deputy knocks on my door and serves me with an order of protection. FML
Jinx
Dorchester, United Kingdom
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Hello
United States
Never forget
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Stalked
Brno, Czech Republic
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
help
Naxxar, Malta
Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML
Anonymous
Stay away from me
Today, my restraining order against my mother, who literally tried to murder me when I was 8 to prevent my dad from getting full custody of me, was denied. FML
Markeesha
Eaton, United States
What happens in Vegas doesn't stay there?
Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML
DJ
United States
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
K Holed
United States
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 23
You probably shouldn't have detailed how you stand outside her bedroom window every night and touch yourself.
Trace01m 11
You were only supposed to write one, not a hundred.
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Comments (106)
disco2466 8
haha well done! your creepy even when you don't try =)
randiZ25 0
that takes talent ;)
jibz 6
Yeah, just like the other two thousand or so people who moderated* it also. IMO, the dumbasses who scream out "OMG, I moded this guiz!" are just as bad as the people who cry "first!".
instnt1nfction 17
she's also creepy for sending a letter to Justin Beiber
very_ugly_girl 0
That is not funny. The OP is probably very depress and just sad.
Suchagoonnn 4
^ very very depress. and is disappoint.
iSitt 0
make a website out of it. sell add space.
Hunter148Cassie 0
38-It's Bieber
bfad2010 0
wow 79... douche
insanesna1l 0
what the hell did they write?? "oh Justin, if I can't have you, no one can. please accept this blood sample as a token of my love, and this pubic hair sample to show what you are missing, both figuratively and literally"
mrjmaster1234 0
like
awesomeloser14 0
if there was a love button on fml then I would press it on your comment
ILUVMSC 5
How did you manage that? :o
troublant_fml 1
which celeb was it?
sourgirl101 29
I don't know if everyone would understand your Jodie Foster comment but I did!(: I would have guessed David Letterman.
very_ugly_girl 0
I do not understand the foster joke. Who is she? Is she a model?
sourgirl101 29
She was the reason President Ragan was shot. And she's an actress. Taxi Driver quote. "You talking to me?"
sourgirl101 29
Oh, Pen. I was starting to believe you only leave comments to piss off the Americans that think this site is only for them.(:
devileyekill 0
What are you doing on my site you commies?
funnyFMLSplz 0
sour 0 out of 69 fmls? u fail.
meowmeowwkitty 0
would of guessed her too.
sourgirl101 29
Since when is "69" a fail?
cmac86 24
^win!
HolylCow 0
funnyfmls I accidentally clicked on your profile, and I thought I should inform you "Natzi" is spelled Nazi.
thewhitelover3 9
Ugly girl I'm sure your beautiful on the inside
TheB0a 5
Did the celeb sign it, if so you got yourself an autograph.
KupkakeKitten 8
did u HAVE 2 send it?
Trace01m 11
You were only supposed to write one, not a hundred.
wendyyyy 0
haha.
hahayousucks 3
haha even ppl who don't know you think your a douche
banana_buddy 6
says the douche leaving irrelevant comments to hide his own insecurities about being a douche.
myyprincessxo 4
win^
MissFukMyLuck 0
wow won't that be an awkward moment when ya gotta see him again huh?
nerdsgetmehot 23
You probably shouldn't have detailed how you stand outside her bedroom window every night and touch yourself.
Troll1 0
this^
very_ugly_girl 0
That is not funny. Maybe a little. How did the OP got the address of the celebrity?
IAmOtter 0
I'll remember that in my next letter.
lainzilla 14
Highly doubt that, unless you actually made an effort to come across as threatening, *one* letter from a fan would be enough for them to take out a restraining order against you. Unless the person in question has severe issues, at least, in which case it isn't really your fault that they're that over-sensitive.
deerescu 1
i agree.
heroesgleealias 0
I was just about to say this. and another thing the celebs barely ever read the letters anyways
WaylonD 4
Hey find out where they live, and knock on the door, n you'll get to see them in person! in court!
cheex87 0
was mailing the letter part of your assignment? what kind of English class is that?!
manzanita2121 6
we did that in high school too.
Suchagoonnn 4
but i didnt