Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, I spent twenty minutes looking in the mirror trying to remove a blackhead from my chin. It was a freckle. FML
Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML
Today, my husband told me that occasionally I pick my nose while I sleep. I didn't believe him so he showed me the video he took of it. He wants to post it on Facebook. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the man I've been seeing, and he started caressing the mammoth of all pimples on my back. He continued fondling me while lecturing me on the dangers of skin cancer. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he had a "long nose hair" collection. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. He then showed me a tin of long-ass hairs. I gagged. FML
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Top comments
Fx13mz 7
Even if it was a beauty mark, why would you caress it?
DjeePee 25
This is so disgusting that I'm putting it in my list of favourite FML's immediately.
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Comments (206)
DjeePee 25
This is so disgusting that I'm putting it in my list of favourite FML's immediately.
worldcupcheer17 0
at least you didn't pop the zit in your mouth like that other FML..
fruitinthemiddle 1
Ah ew dude I just forgot about that one and you just brought it back
fruitinthemiddle 1
Ah ew dude I just forgot about that one and you just brought it back
fruitinthemiddle 1
Ah ew dude I just forgot about that one and you just brought it back
fruitinthemiddle 1
Ah ew dude I just forgot about that one and you just brought it back
TheTehOhPeh 4
C-C-C-Combo Breaker
DjeePee 25
For your information, I never popped a zit in my mouth. Yes, I know that you're thinking of other FML's. No, it's not cool to react to the first comment simply for the joy of doing it.
worldcupcheer17 0
it was for OP not you.
s0m3guy2010 21
Is it wrong that I'm slightly aroused by this?
amanda_d95 9
33- yes, yes it is
s0m3guy2010 21
41- I'm glad you know sarcasm when you see it.
HarveyMalone 0
#19 - you need to seriously RELAX...
anorexicbarbie 8
No she doesn't, 55. I agree with her, thread jacking is annoying as hell.
wintamint101 7
i think i just threw up...that is disgusting
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
I for one enjoy seeing the thought processes of fellow FML commenters when reading the same comments. A comment chain starts at cheating and ends with a a football reference. It's like my thought process: one minute I am thinking about a butter fly and some how I end up making a compare and contrast joke to myself about how mayonnaise and I go together like Paris Hilton and a condom. I think if we were to go on talking about #1 thinking it's gross and putting this FML on her favorites list we would have one short and bland comment thread. Maybe it's just me...
farhil 14
I think beauty marks are just moles. Nothing beautiful there, just a mole. On your forehead. Anyways... Link to the video?
FarSide 23
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... dayum! Reading this makes me sick. Like I just got a swift kick in my nuts...
theaws0m3guy 4
L1nk pl0x?
GrammarNaziFTW 0
*insert witty sarcasm to respond to #83*
burninnapalm 5
108, here is the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_q09hILJdU Enjoy!
leadman1989 16
12 - Then why did you post it as a reply to her comment? Thread jacking douche!
Andr913 13
I like the way you think.
mduffy08 8
Where's the video?
worldcupcheer17 0
130- I'm not gonna lie I meant to thumb down your comment, and everyone else does the same exact thing I did, don't hate.
jaystreet46 4
1 and 19 is a bit€h huh? Pissy much?
Fx13mz 7
Even if it was a beauty mark, why would you caress it?
kickazz16 15
Because, she wanted to play with something 'big,' to compensate for his penis :)
EffinToofer 3
Some females like to show guys that we accept them and all of their imperfections. OP was just showing her boyfriend that he didn't need to be ashamed of his "beauty mark."
rscanlan313 0
U mean his mole right 34
KiddNYC1O 22
34- By making out with it??
xleanne_aLly 23
Send us the video Op!
FU2causeUFML 2
Enjoy making out with those sexy pimples 34. Gross...
michaelscott23 7
How many people looked this up on YouTube after reading this?? Come on, tell the truth!
skitzofreniks 5
I know! who the hell kisses a beauty mark?!
RaineLee 5
34- He was definitely not ashamed by it alright. *shifty eyes*
LiveLaughLaugh 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
(insert witty comment here)
Ecklcakes 15
Insert mocking reply here
kickazz16 15
Insert ironic statement here
CryMoreFMLs 15
Insert trolling here.
gbreck 0
*insert c-c-c-combo breaker! her*
slushpup9696 12
*insert rant here*
KushMastaDisasta 3
*Insert sarcastic comment from Freeze here*
TheRealHouse 7
(insert (insert here) here)
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
Yeah, I didn't want to spend the time on an actual comment either... Oh wait....
MareNostrum 0
Inserthereception.
zombicidal 11
(insert correction to 75s fail spelling here)
CleverBastard 8
(Insert comment which will ultimately get thumbs down here)
flockz 20
insert penis here. *points to sister*
Sl1mShad3y 10
(insert witty fail remark here)
StoryOfTheYear 15
Insert THIS, beyotch. *pulls out a plug*
xiaoxaio 5
or we could actually just comment
minisquid 9
Insert reason why actually commenting would break the chain here
Insane_Tea 15
Insert extremely overdue remark
Livzii 5
why is that on YouTube?!?!?
thatssomeBS 9
WHERE is that on youtube?
chloecheeseman8 0
Exactly!
Lintu_26 23
Thanks to that, I found myself in the weird part of Youtube...lol...
Palirose 22
I happen to be looking for the video now xD
Playful1985 9
Omg that's sick and lame all at once
tweetbaby14 18
There are many YouTube videos of huge zits, and other things, being popped. I know I just looked them up. I don't advise doing what I just did.
whorerhorror 6
everything is on youtube..
J9DeeZy 4
A question I always ponder after visiting YouTube.
Tiz88 0
baby that's the sexiest beauty Mark I've ever seen! it's bigger than your penis!
FarSide 23
When it popped, it probably shot off more too.
flockz 20
it was so big you could caress it?
Btreasure 8
It was a 3rd nipple on his forehead and it aroused him
zingline89 18
Once you go black, you can't go back.
PrincessOfDark_fml 1
Was that a key of awesome reference ??
holeyman 8
I believe it was
No_LoveMM 3
There should be a mythbusters episode to test this theorem.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Yup. Just threw up in my mouth a little.
strawberrydreams 18
Eww... Well now you don't have to keep kissing it anymore. Be glad he didn't do that in front of you in person.
Skepticaalx 11
normal?