Anonymous
Woodstock, Canada
Prank or brain melt?
Today, my son texted me that he couldn't find his phone, so I went to go help him look for it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
SamIsMe
Soaked
Today, I have been trying to keep up on chores. I washed all of the blankets in the house, then had to pick up my son from school. I couldn't find my phone before leaving though. When we returned, we found out where it was. The washer. It's not coming back from this. FML
Anonymous
United States
Scavengers
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Dad Fail
United States
Memory man
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Numb
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Anonymous
Grifter
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Anonymous
Sibling rivalry
Today, my youngest son got lost while shopping. I was frantic, but my oldest son didn’t care, his opinion seemed to be "Who cares?" and "Quick, let’s leave before he turns up." He didn’t even unplug his earphones or look up from his phone. FML
dumbass
United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Anonymous
San Jose, United States
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
no_service
United States
Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went out to run some errands. When I returned, my phone was no where to be found, and our shovel was on the floor, muddy and wet. I then discovered my 6-year old son had buried my "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry for me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
You should have texted him back, "Have you looked in your hands?"
Anderling 33
Hey, we’ve all done something stupid on autopilot at least once.
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RichardPencil 32
You should have texted him back, "Have you looked in your hands?"
Anderling 33
Hey, we’ve all done something stupid on autopilot at least once.
BurnInDemonFire 39
The apple (iPhone) never falls far from the tree.
L0life29 6
Wow…..just wow
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Did he use his own phone to send the text, or perhaps a sibling's? If the former, you're both idiots. Stupid breeds stupid, so please don't let him reproduce. And if it's the latter, why is it still your responsibility to help him find HIS phone?