Today, I lost a huge bet with my friends. I had to either post a sexual message on my mom's Facebook wall confessing my "love" for her, or be ratted out for cheating on a school test earlier in the year. Now I'm considered a freak by half my school, and am indefinitely grounded. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, I got grounded, got my bedroom door taken away and my phone is only allowed before 5 p.m. Never comment how many points you got on a public Facebook post involving a quiz about sex if your mom is friends with you, she’ll see everything. FML
Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, I caught my half-sister stealing money from her mother's purse. Rather than risk getting in trouble, she told her uber-conservative mother that I've been seeing a girl. So now, I'm grounded for being gay, and she gets off the hook for stealing because she outed me. FML
Today, my parents grounded me and told me I can forget about going to prom, Grad Bash, and getting a new car for graduation. My mom was cleaning my room and found a pack of condoms in my dresser drawer. Oh, and they made me call my boyfriend they didn’t know about to tell him it was over, on speaker. FML
Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
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Xxak907xX 0
Why would you agree to that...?
JukeboxValkyrie 19
I'm worried about the other half of op's school.
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Comments (210)
TashaRuber 0
Ooo that sucks!
supimnyancat 9
No shit, it's an FML.
TashaRuber 0
Kay ur cool..
thisisafunnyname 12
for some reason i found it funny that you typed out "kay" but then used "ur"
graham11 14
FML= **** my life. Usually that implies OP's life sucking..
jizzwold 21
I think it's funny how she has a cross around her neck.
TashaRuber 0
110 i find it funny that ur pic is of a fan
p3mguin 7
He has this, because he knows he's cool. Heh get it cool, fan, heh, I'm done
Starcatch77 20
I find it funny that people haven't noticed her picture is used all over the Internet for fake profiles of a "hot girl" and isn't actually her (or him).
juliajealousyy 1
Someone needs to think before they make a bet.
Justin23L 2
Well, you don't know what he would have gotten if he won...
thisisafunnyname 12
it was probably something amazing... like a sticker
bramberkhout 10
But you took your loss and didn't chicken out. Hero!!
o76923 8
If you had honor, you wouldn't have cheated in the first place.
FYLDeep 26
Those are some friends you have there...
ACE1442 16
You do realize that your friends could have still ratted you out,and then you would have that message confessing your "love" for your mother,AND been in some trouble for cheating on the test.
bananagrams 9
I would've taken being ratted out personally
FlyingWhisps 5
You chose the sexual message? Was the test really that big of a deal that no one could know you cheated on it. Would you rather be the bad boy or the creepy incest kid?
suavesuave 2
Why didnt u say u were hacked and deny it!...smart
saddgurl 0
I was just thinking that
DontClickOnMe 28
You should have gone with the latter. I'm sure they didn't have any real proof that you did it.