Today, I lost a huge bet with my friends. I had to either post a sexual message on my mom's Facebook wall confessing my "love" for her, or be ratted out for cheating on a school test earlier in the year. Now I'm considered a freak by half my school, and am indefinitely grounded. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, I got grounded, got my bedroom door taken away and my phone is only allowed before 5 p.m. Never comment how many points you got on a public Facebook post involving a quiz about sex if your mom is friends with you, she’ll see everything. FML
Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, I caught my half-sister stealing money from her mother's purse. Rather than risk getting in trouble, she told her uber-conservative mother that I've been seeing a girl. So now, I'm grounded for being gay, and she gets off the hook for stealing because she outed me. FML
Today, my parents grounded me and told me I can forget about going to prom, Grad Bash, and getting a new car for graduation. My mom was cleaning my room and found a pack of condoms in my dresser drawer. Oh, and they made me call my boyfriend they didn’t know about to tell him it was over, on speaker. FML
Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
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Xxak907xX 0
Why would you agree to that...?
JukeboxValkyrie 19
I'm worried about the other half of op's school.
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Comments (210)
j_cat187 20
Do the world a favor and just die. You are not worthy!
HeyLookJesus 11
English motha fucka! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
pistolepetey 0
You sick ****, just do the cheating thing and explain it to the teacher before hand
GentleGreenOhio 5
#130 YOU IDIOT. His friends have to be able to see it. If he blocks it from them... where's the proof?
Rawrrrrx3 4
You set yourself up for that one. Should have done the right thing to begin with.
BellaMarta 19
Should've gone with the test.
Nick_1993 2
I seriously don't know why you wouldnt have admitted for a test a year ago. It wouldn't have mattered..
thisguy2112 0
okay first of all why is everyone disliking the comments about loving your mom there's nothing wrong its just you people just don't love your mom think about your life without her my mom left and I haven't heard from her in a while but I don't hate her I never will
starrnao 15
Sorry to say this OP, but karma is a b****
ZXDriver 0
Wow, some people need to read "sexual message" before they begin telling the OP that it's a natural thing to do.