Today, I lost a huge bet with my friends. I had to either post a sexual message on my mom's Facebook wall confessing my "love" for her, or be ratted out for cheating on a school test earlier in the year. Now I'm considered a freak by half my school, and am indefinitely grounded. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, I got grounded, got my bedroom door taken away and my phone is only allowed before 5 p.m. Never comment how many points you got on a public Facebook post involving a quiz about sex if your mom is friends with you, she’ll see everything. FML
Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, I caught my half-sister stealing money from her mother's purse. Rather than risk getting in trouble, she told her uber-conservative mother that I've been seeing a girl. So now, I'm grounded for being gay, and she gets off the hook for stealing because she outed me. FML
Today, my parents grounded me and told me I can forget about going to prom, Grad Bash, and getting a new car for graduation. My mom was cleaning my room and found a pack of condoms in my dresser drawer. Oh, and they made me call my boyfriend they didn’t know about to tell him it was over, on speaker. FML
Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
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Xxak907xX 0
Why would you agree to that...?
JukeboxValkyrie 19
I'm worried about the other half of op's school.
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whoopsiemolly 4
On the plus side: You've given that creepy kid that plays magic and picks his nose a break for a bit. But YDI.
Demented_Dentist 1
Wtf OP? You're a complete idiot. If given the choices, why didn't you go with the getting ratted out for cheating? You could have at least denied it, or accepted the consequences of you cheating (which you totally deserve). But now you've posted a nasty incest comment, that everyone who's on facebook will see (your friends, her friends, your extended family etc.) and have possibly caused damage to the relationship of you and your mother, not to mention the rest of the family. News travels fast in families and your mom probably won't be able to look at you the same. What did you say when she confronted you about it? I hope you denied it and said you were hacked and that a friend did it. FYL and YDI.
hyden121 2
You're definitely an idiot for keeping friends like that. YDI.
Calyx_fml 22
Shoulda chosen the second option dimwit.
Miguemex95 4
From experience I can say having your mom on Facebook always results in something embarrassing... I feel sorry for OP :(
davidlime 3
Half your school has your mom on Facebook? Damn.
sarcasticalc 3
You need new friends
Airch 9
Not gonna lie but this is amazing, my little hungover brain can barely handle this epic situation.
Jasonf6 0
Cheaters always get what's coming to them. YDI
Jirekianu2 19
You post this and expect sympathy? Now I know why you made the bet op.