Today, I lost a huge bet with my friends. I had to either post a sexual message on my mom's Facebook wall confessing my "love" for her, or be ratted out for cheating on a school test earlier in the year. Now I'm considered a freak by half my school, and am indefinitely grounded. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, I got grounded, got my bedroom door taken away and my phone is only allowed before 5 p.m. Never comment how many points you got on a public Facebook post involving a quiz about sex if your mom is friends with you, she’ll see everything. FML
Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, I caught my half-sister stealing money from her mother's purse. Rather than risk getting in trouble, she told her uber-conservative mother that I've been seeing a girl. So now, I'm grounded for being gay, and she gets off the hook for stealing because she outed me. FML
Today, my parents grounded me and told me I can forget about going to prom, Grad Bash, and getting a new car for graduation. My mom was cleaning my room and found a pack of condoms in my dresser drawer. Oh, and they made me call my boyfriend they didn’t know about to tell him it was over, on speaker. FML
Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
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Xxak907xX 0
Why would you agree to that...?
JukeboxValkyrie 19
I'm worried about the other half of op's school.
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Comments (210)
perdix 31
Never gamble more than you could afford to lose . . . unless you've rigged the bet so you can't lose.
graham11 14
Only possible in the movies.. So in other words, OP, why the hell did you agree to this bet?!
Hypercrush80s 3
ydi for being a dumbass
mrdanoob 0
Y didn't u choose to cheat worst case sane rip u redo a test and ur grounded other option ur a freak who wants to **** your mom wirdo think
Justin23L 2
I think there's a slight disconnect between your brain and your hands.
haiu2323 10
Utilitarianism for dummies...always the least bad you idiot!
xxDefiantxx 0
Do your friends have proof about you cheating on the test?
CoolRainbowdash 15
You must be a number one freak at your school now
graham11 14
Aaaaand the winner is.....the freak who is sexually attracted to his mother and cheated on the test!
m1grande 3
Wow musta been one crazy bet. I would pick the test if there was no proof
jimmyjim13 5
dumbass, why did you agree to that
chels1994 11
Don't make a bet if you're not positive you can win it
ty1992_farmlife 12
Agreed
angryyute 4
You deserve a swift kick in the balls for that. Why wouldn't you let your friends rat you out for a school test when everyone does it? IDIOT!!!