Today, I lost a huge bet with my friends. I had to either post a sexual message on my mom's Facebook wall confessing my "love" for her, or be ratted out for cheating on a school test earlier in the year. Now I'm considered a freak by half my school, and am indefinitely grounded. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, I got grounded, got my bedroom door taken away and my phone is only allowed before 5 p.m. Never comment how many points you got on a public Facebook post involving a quiz about sex if your mom is friends with you, she’ll see everything. FML
Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, I caught my half-sister stealing money from her mother's purse. Rather than risk getting in trouble, she told her uber-conservative mother that I've been seeing a girl. So now, I'm grounded for being gay, and she gets off the hook for stealing because she outed me. FML
Today, my parents grounded me and told me I can forget about going to prom, Grad Bash, and getting a new car for graduation. My mom was cleaning my room and found a pack of condoms in my dresser drawer. Oh, and they made me call my boyfriend they didn’t know about to tell him it was over, on speaker. FML
Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
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Xxak907xX 0
Why would you agree to that...?
JukeboxValkyrie 19
I'm worried about the other half of op's school.
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Comments (210)
iizcalebhearmero 0
YTDI. None of this would have happened if you hadn't cheated in the first place.
QueenPerrywinkle 1
That wasn't very honorable. You should have just fessed up for cheating dude.
stewie13_666 0
Sympathy? I don't think so. YDI for choosing to make a sexual comment toward your mom on fb instead of being caught cheating on a test you took earlier in the year. You prolly wouldn't of gotten in trouble!
blackheart24 10
There's always denying that you cheated on the test and since it was earlier in the year it would be harder to prove that he did cheat. You can't deny something that everyone has access to. YDI for not thinking it through.
bassplayr92 4
You idiot
SocialAnarchy 0
YDI for taking the dare. And for further destroying New Jersey's rep. I hate it and I live here.
chengy4191 7
Shouldve confessed it would've been alot easier
Clay_K 17
Don't bet what you can't afford to lose.
Arimaetheshammy 6
There's absolutely no reason you should have taken this bet in the first place.
Tracy_Evans 2
Privacy settings? LOOPHOLE!
hateevryone 15
i bet next time you'll bet money