Anonymous
Baltimore, United States
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
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Ume, Sweden
Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
my cheese grater + your dick
Saskatoon, Canada
Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML
dasteve
United States
Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML
Lovers lost...
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
Minzier, France
Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML
Brooklyn
Newport, United States
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
lady_jeni
United States
Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
carebear1228
San Francisco, United States
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
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tackblog 14
I don't say this much, but hopefully, she has memory loss.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Make it a double date. And please explain what happened.
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erfyerf 14
Let's hope she doesn't remember the bet due to memory loss
jaredofmo 22
Depending on the date and your grandma, it could be fun. I'd let my grandma tag along on a date... IF I HAD ONE! (My grandmothers have both passed and I'm single...)
twelve_oh_seven 11
Fake a date, with a friend
jmann8811 15
LOL!!
hipstertone 4
Pretend the date got cancelled, and set it another day. Easy as pie :)
Labrynthian 6
Hahaha. Just call a friend and arrange going for coffee or something. Take grandma along and tell her that it's a date. Debt settled. Problem solved :)
spoo 24
After the first 5 words, nothing else mattered in that statement. You lost a bet.
cerberes_fml 3
make granny proud and show her a good time (clean)
catmcross 7
You could make this work to your advantage OP.
Devul143 12
They're older... therefore, they're wiser... YDI