Today, my girlfriend sent me a link to a Vine video in which she dumped me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Great timing
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Caught!
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She sent me a link to a story online about a woman who abused her dog to the point of death and I didn’t vomit while reading it. According to her, that makes me a “heartless monster.” FML
No more pranks please
Today, I wanted to prank my girlfriend for a video. I told her to pose for a photo where I got down on one knee and pretended to propose. She was so upset, she kicked me right in the face and dumped me. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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xtna 9
What did we do before the internet?
Rogerrr57 21
That's great! You don't need a girlfriend who uses Vine
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Comments (84)
xtna 9
What did we do before the internet?
esserskat 12
What would we do without the internet?
Greenteamextreme 16
Maybe we sent messenger pigeons you dump people for us or something...
Wolvander88 19
Before the internet - "I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen," if you get the reference.
synsam 4
had sex with each other instead of the monitor. seriously people were way less up tight back then, and by people I mean girls.
Blink_me26 21
Well thanks
JMichael 26
We actually broke up with someone in person, if we wanted to hang out we called on the tele or just went to the persons house, we spent dates actually paying attention to the other person instead of our phones, we actually had lives.
ChevyRedneck85 13
Where's the link?
arodven 18
@JMichael, I wish times were still like that...
stargirl_95 24
#17 Don't blame the Internet for your inability to get laid. The fact that girls are "more uptight" probably has less to do with modern technology and more to do with your attitude.
gabbi630 16
Post it! Haven't you seen sex and the city?
perdix 31
#1, we married people we were afraid to dump and then suffered and prayed for the sweet release of death.
cttwtr 10
Yes. Link, or it didn't happen.
ilovemychem 22
Shite thats horrible
SonOfAMitch 14
Did it for the Vine?
barleyguy 17
People still vine? I thought that vine craze died down
tackblog 14
Consider this as a compliment.
skellingtonfart 18
... I don't see how.
JMichael 26
No one ever said Internet people were bright.
712sash 26
That's really rude of her. Sorry, OP.
Rogerrr57 21
That's great! You don't need a girlfriend who uses Vine
Pleonasm 36
Was it a GrapeVine, though?
joawmeens 7
That's how I heard about it
jsp16 24
Pleonasm. I haven't seen your puns in a long time. :') Makes me happy.... I love you.
False_Stupidity 42
I don't think he found it to be so grape.
Wizardo 34
Looks like its time for a smack cam OE just accept your fate either way revine...
Redoxx_fml 22
Or send her a link to meatspin
JoJo91_fml 8
what a coward, because breaking up with you by actually talking to you like decent human being was too much huh? I hate when people hide behind technology and/or social sites by breaking up via Facebook, text, vine, it just seems childish... or maybe I'm just bitter from personal experience LOL
isuckwithnames 22
No, I agree with you. If you are going to end a relationship with someone you do it to their face.
SmokinGuns 13
You should be glad. Obviously she's too immature for you.
jddrinker 6
Hahahahahha