Love: Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with...

Anonymous 8 January 2014, 04:21 Baltimore, United States

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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:( 28 March 2014, 20:25 Ume, Sweden

Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML

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my cheese grater + your dick 17 January 2014, 17:35 Saskatoon, Canada

Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML

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dasteve 29 November 2011, 05:45 United States

Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML

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Lovers lost... 24 March 2018, 19:00

Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML

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Anonymous 15 March 2014, 21:02 Brisbane, Australia

Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML

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Anonymous 17 March 2013, 19:09 Minzier, France

Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML

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Brooklyn 5 November 2012, 22:11 Newport, United States

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

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lady_jeni 9 July 2009, 07:29 United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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carebear1228 1 July 2014, 17:31 San Francisco, United States

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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... 29 December 2010, 15:24

Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML

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tackblog 14

8 January 2014, 11:33

I don't say this much, but hopefully, she has memory loss.

Ashamed_Sister 60

8 January 2014, 11:40

Make it a double date. And please explain what happened.

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Loveyou6611 20

11 January 2014, 06:37

Don't mess with the elderly.

saffy66 34

11 January 2014, 16:02

There's an easy fix. Take your date to a theme park with lots if scary rides, then to a bar, & finish up at a rave or nightclub. Or at least tell grandma that's the plan.