Today, I learned why my boyfriend of 10 months and I never hang out at his place. He still lives at home with his mother. He's 38. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been seeing for 3 months lives at home with his parents. He's 30. They live in a '50+ only' housing complex and he sneaks in the side door. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we wouldn't move in together as we had planned to do for a long time. His mother forbade it. He is 27. FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that we can "maybe have sleepovers" at his house when he FINALLY moves out. He's 24, and we've been dating for 6 years. FML
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TheWindowLicker 13
How have you been dating for 10 months and are just how finding this out?That really doesn't make sense to me lol.
SwiftKick2DA 0
more money to spend on you!! =]
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Comments (176)
instantmusic 4
Or maybe his mother lives with HIM. Hmmm. More information is needed.
peachesbeach 0
well if it goes well he can move in with you? and how have u never been to his house after 10 months?!! I'd be quite suspicious...
UnfOrg1ven 1
let me guess he plays WOW all the time under the basement.
marinus_fml 20
What's under the basement? I thought under the basement is just the dirt? Are there secret trapdoors in basements?
cgchamp89 7
Under the basement? Hmm... that would be interesting.
sassypants93 17
Could be worse... He could be 39!
whyXD 13
He's a mamas boy.
cparrenas 3
maybe she's old and needs the company?
CallMeHush 1
You're dating the Vice-President of The Losers Club! The Pres is my BIL, he is 43 and lives with mom.
CallMeHush 1
Oh lookie here,^^^^^^^ at least 5 more voting members.
GlennQuagmire 0
... At least he saves money in rent. Lol
princessjes23 6
maybe he's saving up for a nice house someday? it's also possible he ran into some hard times n had to move back in with her!! it's common these days.
that_is_Nathy 9
FYL, if he hasn't got a VERY good excuse for that. But since he's at least ashamed of living with his mom (I assume that, because he didn't let you come over or told you) there is still a little hope. Chances are, that he is just about to plan his ...coming of age (sounds too strange). Head high, OP, wit a little help he might actually become a man someday
HannahForbesxo 13
I don't see how this makes him any less of a man. On the contrary, in fact. He could well be swallowing his pride and moving in with his mum due to money problems etc. You can't really be sure, more information is needed but until you know the real reason, you can't really say that he's any less of a man. Money is very tight these days.
snickersxx 0
35 you're a bitch.
spartan522114 0
Real men don't take 20 years(end of highschool) to figure out how to a normal life
james3458 3
how is she a bitch?
ArsenalFan12 0
how did you find out?