Today, I learned why my boyfriend of 10 months and I never hang out at his place. He still lives at home with his mother. He's 38. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been seeing for 3 months lives at home with his parents. He's 30. They live in a '50+ only' housing complex and he sneaks in the side door. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we wouldn't move in together as we had planned to do for a long time. His mother forbade it. He is 27. FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that we can "maybe have sleepovers" at his house when he FINALLY moves out. He's 24, and we've been dating for 6 years. FML
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TheWindowLicker 13
How have you been dating for 10 months and are just how finding this out?That really doesn't make sense to me lol.
SwiftKick2DA 0
more money to spend on you!! =]
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Comments (176)
nixter5 18
Hey. At least he's living somewhere and not on the streets. good for him.
stmichael4 4
sounds like a winner
vi3tno_romeo 5
that's not cool man....he needs to sort his future out
raphanne_fml 33
Maybe he has a good reason and wants to take care of his mother but I can't help myself picturing him as Howard from the Big Bang Theory :D
metallicshadow 16
many families in many other countries live together all their lives, i don't see why in the US it has to mean that you're a loser...
bms1996 12
what a loser.
raphanne_fml 33
Maybe he has a good reason and just wants to take care of his mother but I can't help myself picturing him as an older version of Howard from the Big Bang Theory :D
raphanne_fml 33
Oops....
SteelCladAngel 0
bleh. I wouldn't date a guy who lived with his parents. ive done it twice. adults over the age of 20, not allowed closed doors not allowed to sleep in same room... not even allowed to be under blankets together the one was a responsible, sweet guy, helped pay bills...paid most of the bills in fact the other was a loser who still called his mom 'mommy' didn't do his laundry, didn't do dishes didn't clean..... either way, the lack of privacy was a total relationship killer. andy uncle still lives with my gran, has his kids on weekends barely cleans barely cooks doesn't even pick up after his kids living of disability or unemployment and mooches off my gran 2 out of 3 adult males I know who live with their mommys are losers
A7X_LoVeee 10
We don't care
txgirl2013 14
1, that comment is too long bright side, that cinnamon roll looks ******* good
SteelCladAngel 0
best cinnamon rolls I've ever made! I jaut wish I used cream cheese icing instead of a milk/butter/confectioners sugar based icing
jonathan6773 5
It's time to move on and dump him
nikijcchz 10
u need more info, maybe ders a reasonable explanation for this ??