MaggotMother
United States
Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Higginsville, United States
Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML
Professional_Ars
Today, my coworker brought chocolate muffins to work for everyone. This would have been really nice if they hadn't tasted like rotten blueberry muffins spray-painted brown. I reflexively gagged after taking a bite and coughed up a brown mush in front of her. FML
Anonymous
Milford, United States
Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML
brownieswillneverbethesame
United States
Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML
lilviss
Australia
It was yummy
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Anonymous
Random Access Memories
Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Fermentation
Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML
Rachel
United States
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Top comments
biggestfan23 11
Just picturing that makes me want to throw up my frosted flakes I'm currently devouring
iarefatal 9
Probably not like sprinkles on cupcakes right?
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Comments (109)
nikkon416 13
Well, don't leave us in suspense. How did it taste?
amifaiyaz 12
Hey, you can't blame the maggots, chocolate cake tastes pretty great.
jarrettd 27
Yummy, delicious.
Jemm_fml 29
sooo... not that it's important or anything but... what does it taste like? Just theoretically.
Zomg_Okay 27
Every other day I find myself saying, "Zomg, you have GOT to stop reading FMLs while you eat" and yet I never learn...
abasham 4
I neither eant to know how or why you know what that tastes like.
Attica 20
I'm so sorry OP, no one deserves that (though I did hit YDI by accident)... Well, almost no one. I would freak the hell out, if I were in your position!
ajh557 22
Relax everyone knows it still taste like chocolate cake
aircon 7
O_O
loldatssad 12
And when flies start coming out of your mouth...